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Miss!

What a save !

Disgusting challenge by Cleverly. Beautiful play again!

It's up to me however I call Hernandez an idiot like him doesn't deserve to be called by his name properly!

Brilliant Volley by BA! Beautiful pass Juan!

BAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! #cfc

Nice dive Jones!

Van Pussy's not scored for 10 games. Rooney wasn't played against Madrid. Terry's not playing either.

Luís Nani's stats so far: 13 failed dribbles, 2 dives, 45 misplaced passes, 1 moonwalk, £75,000 per week.

Second string?

Also our poor corner taking shows how poorly Rafa is training the team. The game will open up in the 2nd half as both teams take chances. Got to watch out for little penis I'm worried of Nani's diving too.

exactly. That is evidence of how poorly Rafa is training the team! We've been reluctant to put the ball in! Just give Ba and the other mids something to run at!

I bet if UTD had scored all of u would be saying wht a worthless team we are. If had some luck we could have been 1-0 up

Nani dives!

Free kick wasted! David Luiz does it again.

Chelsea increasing the tempo! (did u expect UTD too?)

Nice play!

OH DAMN!! Ashley's injured! Terrible! Manure luck strikes again! #CFC

Little Penis did a disgusting push on Hazard earlier. #LittleAsshole #CFC

COLE OWNED LITTLE PENIS! #CFC

Kerry Dixon presents Frank Lampard the silver boot! #SUPERFRANK #200

Frank Lampard will receive a silver boot before kick-off for scoring 200 goals for us! Deserves it! For his services!

Fergie's playing his mind games by claiming our cup success is due to easy fixtures.

"Everyone saying why is Chelsea vs United game so early - they don't have far to travel because of most of them living in London." This tweet explained why the match was so early!

Fergie's picked Fatty Phil Dowd