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United, with a deflection, have scored. CUNTS. 1-0

6-1 ANELKA

United just hit the post, moments after Nugent wastes a glorious chance to put Burnley 1-0 up.

Let's win 10-1

It was a great goal. Don't worry about it guys It's not as if we're gonna lose The win is all that is important.

5-1 Zenden scores for Sunderland.

Stunning. Absolutely stunning.

Anelka hits the bar AND post with a shot!

Unconfirmed reports are coming out that Benitez has resigned as manager of Liverpool.

Chelsea substitutes: Ashley Cole OFF John Terry OFF Yuri Zhirkov ON Alex da Costa ON Captain = Lampard

We hate Tottenham.

Oh, how highlights are the bane of footballing truth. Over the course of the 45 minutes, Burnley have been the better team. United have had the better chances, but their play is seriously lacking that certain va va voom.

United 1-0 Burnley. Only joking 0-0 at half-time; a lack of fluidity to United's play, Burnley look the most likely to win. But we're all expecting that Rooney penalty to come.

Wolves 0-0 Wigan Hahnemann saves a penalty from Rodallega Half-time: 4-0 We want 8!

I've already thrown that stat on the table Joe Cole doesn't look entirely match fit, still. Enjoying a good game so far though.

Good save there by Petr Cech.

Ashley Cole's goal, by the way, was the 18,000th Premier League goal.

LAMPARD 4-0!!!

I have to say, Belletti's been absolutely brilliant.

We want you to stay We want you to staaaaaaaaaaaay Rafa Benitez We want you to stay

Opposition review: United are playing absolutely awfully. Burnley are killing them. I have the United commentary on the radio, and then Chelsea video on here... and difference in the sides is incredible.

ASHLEY COLEEEEEEEEEEEEE 3-0

We want ten, we want ten!

MALOUDAAAAAAAAAAAA

Great start to the game, that'll settle the nerves.