BlueLion.

Mikel has cramp, the Gods have mercy.

If Bosingwa could cross, he'd be amazing.

MIKEL GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Shit, Sunderland free kick

Anelka is playing as a midfielder BEHIND Kalou and Drogba. And I tell you, it is working. He has been nothing short of magnificent tonight, deserves a goal or six. He is even defending ffs.

Kalou hits both posts. Anelka's been amazing. We've been SO unlucky, I won't be surprised if we lose.

Ramires will fucking shit on Sunderland if he comes on. I don't like being 3-2 up thanks to a Terry goal, remember Villa?

Sunderland 2-3 Chelsea's superior fitness.

If Mikel concedes another free kick I'll go up to Sunderland and pull his eyelids off.

TERRY

Are you watching the same game? We're camped in the final third

RAMIRES ON PLEASE.

Essien has the first touch of a rapist.

Fuck off Gyan you CUNT.

FUCK FUCK FUCK.

So fucking unlucky. As opposed to United, which translates from Turkish to 'jammy cunts.'

KALOU is amazing, no-on insult his brilliance.

Drogba!!!! (misses).

I'd be enjoying this much more if Drogba was on the bench and Torres was playing

This game will end up 9-8 to Sunderland.

Mikel at fault for two goals

2-2 fuck.

Arsenal 0-1 Everton (Saha)

Mikel's been shit. Contrastingly, Kalou's been superb.

This could be 8-1 the way it is going. THATS WHY WE'RE CHAMPIONS.