Everything posted by NickYoung
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hahahahha so sick! yer fave american exchange student got a back pack full of haribo starmix and haribo colas and 12 asda sandwiches! What a haul! ahahaaa need to go back for some snickers and electronics, bringing a bigger bag XD f*ck the police I love london
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aka the tale of my life last night. your favorite architecture student aka the swagfather hath spoken
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this week honestly i feel like the stilt (yes I did " " referring to myself)
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Usually I brag about my female companions satirically but this time Im actually meaning it. You see fair gents, the past week I lost my jewish chamsa necklace meant to give me luck and my muslim friend gave me a muslim necklace thing meant to give luck and get rid of witches. Since then I have been on a roll with the ladies like I never experienced in my life. Last tuesday, f*cked a rocker girl who's about a 7, not a big accomplishment cus she is easy but its cool she had a boyfriend back in her homecountry so I consider it alright..but still I didnt impress myself. Thursday-start off the day running with the ex model girl, I rate her a 9 definately, hottest girl I ever kissed, kissed her for the first time in the rain all romantically but then after 10 mins she decided she had a boyfriend and she had to try to make it work with him. So all I got was a kiss. I was pissed until....6 AM the next evening or morning or whatever i stayed up all night and pop what do you know, one of my ex f*ck buddies I havent seen since start of october starts talking to me, I go over and bone her. THEN-two days later at some party there is a pretty drunk norwegian girl-not a city girl a farmer-all my friends were going for her but for some reason she was all over me all night. I give her an 8. Then I f*cked her and she left like 3 hours ago. In the morning she was just a 7 but still looked good without makeup. Shit ladies and gents, Im thinking of converting to Islam because that necklace shit really worked. I advise you to perhaps do the same. Just wanted to inspire y'alls to know that even your lives can be overwhelmingly successful like mine currently is, you just have to work at it. Come to think of it, rocker, ex model girl and the farmer girl were all norwegian, i think i have some kind of fetish O_o Peace out, the flyest American Architecture student in the UK.
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Have you ever seen this much swagger in an Arsehole ?
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And I would be spamming what? -
Have you ever seen this much swagger in an Arsehole ?
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haters stop hating! seems like the broads here have found the way to my inbox already -
Have you ever seen this much swagger in an Arsehole ?
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swagger at a hundred thousand trillion, it's fly like a g6 the creative fine art ladies love it I've been pulling female Architecture Students all over London for the past months. They love it. Chick on first pic above? Tapped. Did it. tapped it on our trip to France. the trip was 5 days I was slow gaming her the whole time, because I noticed all the guys who went for more direct normal techniques to get with her during the trip she would play along with but then turn them whenever they went for a kiss or to get her alone and then completely ignore them and come back to the group. So over the 5 days I would just hit on other girls infront of her, not pay her much attention but when I did we'd have deep emotional conversation type shit (what's your biggest passion, you always wanted to be an architect? What are your dreams and goals in life blah blah blah) but I wouldnt spend too much time at a time, so like keep giving her tastes of my greatness and then taking away the apple before she could have another bite. Also had romantic walk with her in Paris the first night past notre dame, by the river, sat at cafe, blah blah but didnt go for kiss or nothing, I did this in order to try to make her real comfortable with me and also ask herself "why didnt he go for me like all the other guys" She would always touch me alot, touch my arm grab my arm, hug me and smiled all the time so I knew she was into me. Then she saw the movie I made for the group and it was funny and she started touching me more than ever and following me around that night when we all went to a bar, then she decided to drink the shots that one of the kids in the course was buying for everyone, then she had more shots then she became touchier and grabbier, then i walked her home and the rest is history. We first f*cked at Le Corbusier's La Tourrette dominican convent, a hellish building our tutors made us stay in for 2 nights because the friars let us stay their for free other than this mandatory shitty 13 euro meal we were forced to buy from them. This will be a good story to tell the chillunz -
Have you ever seen this much swagger in an Arsehole ?
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myself pulling off the blue steel -
Yes sometimes cream rises to the top and is remembered, but also stuff like the Beegees and the guys who did Wooly Bully do to. Face reality. Rihanna is the only artist EVER in the history of BILLBOARD to have a number 1 single 5 years in a row. She is the only artist IN BILLBOARD HISTORY to have a #1 single and then another single in the top 10 at the same time. That stupid Love the Way you Lie song was like the highest selling and longest running number 1 single of 2010. Love the Way you Lie Umbrella Shut up and Drive Rude Boy What's My Name Run this town Only Girl in the World These are the songs that are going to be played on the radio in 20-30 years on oldies stations. Not stuff like the strokes or radiohead that is critically acclaimed. Probably Coldplay and Rihanna will be the two most remembered artists. Deny it all you want kiddies, Rihanna is going to be more remembered than your favorite indie band or rapper. Shakira as well-with her Waka Waka being the best selling single of the decade and her being the highest selling international artist of the decade. This is the truth
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Ramires really truly is the complete midfield player of mythic legend, I didnt buy into the hype at first when my portugese friends kept telling me how good he was and how he would carry benfica on his back but the past 6 weeks he has really finally started to show this characteristic in the EPL-the best league in the world. How high do you think his ceiling can be? I mean I am seeing a Roy Keane type with more stamina and offensive skill. It really is scary to imagine how good he will be in a few years and while we're on the subject let's discuss the ceiling of David Luiz and future Chelsea star Neymar. I mean, Ramires in the middle, Luiz in the back, Neymar infront, the future of the best football nation of all time is playing in blue! Truly a beautiful sight, imagine when Luiz and Ramires step on the field in Chelsea blue for the first time together, I imagine that I'll shed a tear Ramires truly has been the best midfielder in England these past 6 weeks which is truly amazing considering how horrible he looked the first few months of the season. What that shows is fierce determination and work ethic that only the greats have. The Blue Messiah WE DA BESS
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Swagger like us needs a remix wit me dropping a verse along with Jay, 'Ye, Weezy and TI rocking the spain hat, spain towel IN SPAIN, vintage sergio rodriguez custom authentic from the Kings(probably the only one in the world), sipping cocktails on the beach at 1PM GOT DDAAAAMN SON
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he finally settled and learned the language and playing like he should now and only going to get better. Ramires>>>Anderson, Carrick, Fletcher