quality stuff.. http://www.skysports...occeram/story/0,21644,13873_5747156,00.html MOST SKILLFUL-Theyoung lad that has been in the papers a lot recently, Gael Kakuta. He'sgoing to be some player and the Chelsea fans are going to enjoywatching him. MOST INTELLIGENT- I think Lamps [FrankLampard] just on the strength that he reads The Times and the ladsdon't understand what's being said in that paper. LEAST INTELLIGENT-Probably [Jose]Bosingwa. Often he's just in his own little world. We miss ShaunWright-Phillips for this one to be fair! Sorry Wrighty! HARDMAN- It's gotta be [Michael] Essien hasn't it. You just wouldn't want to run into him when he's got the hump. BIGGEST MOANER- Oh, John Mikel... JohnMikel is the biggest moaner. Seriously if you pass him the ball andit's just a bit away, he looks at you as though you've just killed hisfamily. FUTURE MANAGERS-Definitely JT [John Terry]and Lamps. I think [Didier] Drogba will be a manager and [Michael]Ballack will definitely be a manager. There are a lot of internationalcaptains and I think the trend is that those sort of people with thattype of character normally go into management. WORST TASTE IN MUSIC-[salomon] Kalou. Iremember speaking to him and he likes country and western! I don't knowwhether I've dreamt that or not but he likes Dolly Parton and all that- he's going down that road! BEST NICKNAME-John Mikel. We call him pumpkin for obvious reasons. WORST DRESS SENSE-Probably big Pete[Cech]. Just on the strength of some of the tracksuits I've seen himwearing recently. Because he's so tall they just don't fit him. AND WHO'S THE LONGEST IN THE SHOWER...-Just Claude [Makélélé], he's still there. Powerful in the shower!
