BREAKING:
Roman Abramovich phone conversation to Jose Mourinho and Mike Emenalo (Sporting Director) after the Chelsea drew with Manchester City at the Etihad amidst Frank Lampard late equalizer:
Roman: Congrat Jose, I have always knew you are a Great Manager.
Jose: (With shock/ scare) Thanks.
Roman: I didnt see the game but my PA told me that young Great German (Schurle) that gave Germany the World Cup scores and Chelsea Legend, Lampard.
Jose: yes Sir.
Roman: So, we are still keeping our 100% record in the EPL intact, thats great.
Jose: No Sir, out of 5, we won 4 and drew 1.
Roman: Which one is that? We (Chelsea) only drew in the Uefa Champions League
Jose: Frank Lampard was introduced and he scores and the game ended Man City 1 v Chelsea 1
Roman: What? Lampard scores own goal again after John Terry scores own goal against Swansea last week?
Jose: No Sir, he scores playing for Man City
Roman: What? He scores against us after all this years, that boy is an ingrate, and the FA, FIFA and UEFA will allow the goal to stand.
Jose: No sir, He is a professional, he is allowed to scores against us if given the chance.
Roman: Shut up Jose, why would you and your players allow him scores, where you not suppose to know the best way to stop that Goal scoring machine called Lampard?
Jose: Sir, its Terry, before he remembers he is not with Chelsea again, he has shoot, and our young goal keeper, Courtois, cant stop it.
Roman: Why would you use that small boy against Frank Lampard team, you would have use Cech?
Jose: but.
Roman: Shut up, by the way, why would you allow Lampard to leave Chelsea?
Jose: I want him to stay, but the all those guys at the office calling themselves Directors wont give him a new contract because they believe he is old.
Roman: stay on the line; let me put a call through to Mike Emenalo and that fat belly Chairman
Putting Jose on hold, Roman dialed Mike Emenalo Number:
Roman: Hello Mike Why would you approve Lampard to leave Chelsea?
Mike Emenalo: Sir, you gave us instruction on how to give players over the age of 30 a new deal, and Lampard is in his late 30s
Roman: I thought you always claim to know it all, why am I paying you good salaries? Cant you find a way to convince me that Lampard case is exceptional?
Mike Emenalo: but
Roman: Wait, let me invite the coach again to this vital conversation
Roman tries to invite Jose to the conversation again, Mourinho didnt pick the call. and Emenalo also hung up and switch off his mobile.
After trying for sometimes, he sent a text to them:
You all refuse to answer my call again?
If at the end of the season, Chelsea didnt win the EPL, you know what to do, I will be waiting for your resignation letter Honorably.