Mrs.Spike

Apologies for taking so long to reply. Still at work. I've never liked tequila. That said, I will still have a shot if a friend is buying. Cheers! I actually have those rock cube things. Thing is i actually like a bit of water in the whiskey even though the whiskey purists frown upon it. What is your preferred lager?

I like wine sometimes. I don't know what wine to buy an usually choose based on the label design. I think it makes my blood glucose really high though (I am diabetic) and then I get very sleepy.

Whiskey. On the rocks. How many females are on this site?

Oh right. I was just writing all this heartfelt stuff in a long post but we need to move along. Good thing I didn't post it. Why isn't anyone in this pub bringing me a drink? Who cares that I'm at work. Gee do I feel welcome here. We need to be playing the Safety Dance. It makes me feel safe and fancy-free at the same time.

I never saw your post. It's cool anyway. Nothing's wrong. I was just saying that's it doesn't feel nice to be called "Nothing you haven't fucked" and I wouldn't like it if anyone talked like that about my girlfriend or wife. My feelings were hurt and I felt I needed to comment back.

Well then. Someone insults me. I read it. I comment back. My comment gets deleted. I see. Cool.

Who said I have a beaver? I have a cat.

Hello!

It's an otter!

I miss you too :heart:

Damn, I'd be like a -1.33 according to those calculations!

That would never work with most normal girls. Maybe it would work on drunk/drugged chicks? If some strange guy came up to me on the street asking me if I wanted to have sex I would probably A. Be confused, assume I'm involved in some kind of prank, and politely decline B. Laugh and tell him to fuck off C. Kick him in the junk and run away.

I know better than to read all his old posts. All I keep hearing about since joining TC are his gay fantasies anyway.

Thanks for the welcome!