The English Football Thread

[zolayes 14,489]

Clattenburg said to have abused Lallana.

He seems like a cunt with what he said to Mikel and now Lallana.

Clattenmouth cleared by the FA again

[zolayes 14,489]

I hope Rooney is enjoying 7th position

Checking my copy of the Karma Sutra to see what the 7th position is .. I never try high numbers now

[Special Juan 27,102]

Rooney will be linked to us again soon.

[Stingray 9,441]

Checking my copy of the Karma Sutra to see what the 7th position is .. I never try high numbers now

That position is actually from Richard Francis Burtons "Perfumed Garden" book: The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of the penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. I doubt Rooney does this . He might strain a muscle.

[iceboy 992]

Rooney will be linked to us again soon.

New story from you and your friends or from Rooney grandparents :P

And Turnbull lol

[The_Flash 1,144]

I did wonder how clattenberg was refereeing us again after all that whatever happened there is no way he could be unbiased and here he is again but Southampton are not standing for it.

[chelsea blue 615]

We do not accept the verdict in relation to this case and do not consider the matter to be over” Southampton spokesman Jordan Sibley

[xPetrCechx 13,546]

Manchester United cannot guarantee Wayne Rooney will sign new contract if they miss Champions League place

"We would have to wait and see what happened in that situation" admits manager David Moyes.

[iceboy 992]

Manchester United cannot guarantee Wayne Rooney will sign new contract if they miss Champions League place

"We would have to wait and see what happened in that situation" admits manager David Moyes.

Yes

[The_Flash 1,144]

Two things about that article interesting. The first obviously that neither Rooney or Moyes is convicted that he will stay at Utd. The funnier is it says they don't know if he will stay if UNITED don't qualify for the CL, that would have been u heard if under fergue. How the tables have turned.

I still question if Rooney still has it, he can be so inconsistent and we already have misting strikers I don't know. I would love it if he came and was brilliant I am just not convinced he would. He has had multiple times at UTD when he had barren scoring period and we have enough of that already.

[Special Juan 27,102]

Poor Wayne.

[Jype 6,398]

‏@ESPNFC: Magic of the Cup, Pt. 2: Man City try to sub Edin Dzeko off, only to display the wrong number and pull Alvaro Negredo instead!

What the fuck, Pellegrini?

[Special Juan 27,102]

Pellegrini has lost it. First he can't add up…...

A lot of coupons down already

[Rmpr 8,977]

Rooney will be linked to us again soon.

I highly doubt Mourinho will ever go for him again...

[Special Juan 27,102]

I highly doubt Mourinho will ever go for him again...

It was more tongue in cheek pal.

[The only place to be 11,313]

Man City facing an extra game. Lovely job. Now we're just got to put away Derby first time out.

[Special Juan 27,102]

Just been on Facebook and laughed at all the scrumpled up coupons before 3pm

[Milan 17,835]

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