The English Football Thread

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Aguero just broke Alan Shearer's EPL hat trick record

nil 6

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Shitty should buy (they are close to the only team I would recco buying him) Koulibaly

they are that perfect situation

they would get 2 and a half or 3 peak years out of him and they desperately need a CB for the next 3 CL runs

even with Laporte back

Stones is NOT the answer

[Laylabelle 9,304]

If City weren't so inconsistent mainly at the back then it wouldn't be such a boring decided already over title race...when they're good they're lethal.

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2 minutes ago, Laylabelle said:

If City weren't so inconsistent mainly at the back then it wouldn't be such a boring decided already over title race...when they're good they're lethal.

as soon as I typed about their CB's they coughed up a pen and blew the clean sheet

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Just now, Vesper said:

as soon as I typed about their CB's they coughed up a pen and blew the clean sheet

And a VAR check...

 

 

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1 hour ago, Vesper said:

and Villa desperately want Bats

and Marina is up to her old tricks

raised his price to a crazy £45m

Chelsea quote massive £45m fee for Michy Batshuayi as Crystal Palace and Aston Villa are dealt transfer blow

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-7878415/Chelsea-quote-massive-45m-fee-Michy-Batshuayi-transfer-blow-Aston-Villa.html

If that strue then she really is thick, have learned fuck all. You have a decent chance to offload a player no Chels rate and then you up the price

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14 minutes ago, Atomiswave said:

If that strue then she really is thick, have learned fuck all. You have a decent chance to offload a player no Chels rate and then you up the price

yep, she did the same with Courtois in 2017 (knowing he was not going to renew), and then Willian, Alonso, Azpi, Luiz, and Hazard (same contract situ as Courtois,just one year later)

when all is said and done

my best guess is that she lost us (NOT joking) damn near £275-300m in lost sales revenue versus what we will get or did get for just those players

that doesn't count the well over £100m (I think it is far more actually, just Drinkwater will end up at least 50m loss) wipe out from other shit buys and that Higs loan and the Kepa overpay

so at least 400m quid shit down the loo

and now we are in FFP issues

LOLOL

and have fuckall replacements for many (especially Hazard and the horrid LB situation)

BRILLIANT!!!!!

[NikkiCFC 7,597]

1 hour ago, Vesper said:

and Villa desperately want Bats

and Marina is up to her old tricks

raised his price to a crazy £45m

Chelsea quote massive £45m fee for Michy Batshuayi as Crystal Palace and Aston Villa are dealt transfer blow

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-7878415/Chelsea-quote-massive-45m-fee-Michy-Batshuayi-transfer-blow-Aston-Villa.html

Rules say max one player on loan from another PL team and no way they pay that. 

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Relegation hard to call Norwich looked doomed but West Ham getting relegated would be fucking brilliant. Took the piss out of tax paying Londoners with that soulless bowl of a ground so the dildo brothers, Karen I'm a feminist but work for a couple of pornographers Brady and their gippo fans who are basically the far right lads alliance can all get in their caravans and fuck off.

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29 minutes ago, Atomiswave said:

If that strue then she really is thick, have learned fuck all. You have a decent chance to offload a player no Chels rate and then you up the price

45m?!?!?! Why? They wont pay that for one player! Be realistic at least. 

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4 minutes ago, Iggy Doonican said:

Relegation hard to call Norwich looked doomed but West Ham getting relegated would be fucking brilliant. Took the piss out of tax paying Londoners with that soulless bowl of a ground so the dildo brothers, Karen I'm a feminist but work for a couple of pornographers Brady and their gippo fans who are basically the far right lads alliance can all get in their caravans and fuck off.

brilliantly said!!!!!!! 

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36 minutes ago, Laylabelle said:

45m?!?!?! Why? They wont pay that for one player! Be realistic at least. 

Im not following you Layla? REalistic about what?

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8 minutes ago, Atomiswave said:

Im not following you Layla? REalistic about what?

The price. Neither club would pay that. Or be crazy to.Seems daft to make it so high.

Just looked..Villas transfer record signing is 22m...Palace 30. 

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17 minutes ago, Laylabelle said:

The price. Neither club would pay that. Or be crazy to.Seems daft to make it so high.

Just looked..Villas transfer record signing is 22m...Palace 30. 

Ohh I thoutght you were aiming it at me, my bad. Yeah exactly Layla, these Clubs wont chunk out these sums.

[NikkiCFC 7,597]

Sterling didn't feature in two biggest City wins this season against Watford 8:0 and today against Villa 1:6. How important he really is for them? Whoever Pep chooses from his attacking options it's the same. Last season they won title and KDB was out whole season. I think Sterling really benefit from playing for Pep. Try to imagine him in Palace for example? Would score 5 to 7 goals max. 

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On 11/01/2020 at 9:55 PM, Vesper said:

No, it was not a red card offense 

Sounds like some butthurt spuds punters pushing rot

But he didn't get even a yellow.

 

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16 minutes ago, NikkiCFC said:

But he didn't get even a yellow.

 

Robertson easily got the ball first

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