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Lol cant believe the hype Moses is getting. He looks good at stoke but couldnt even get into the side at Liverpool. Isnt good enough for us end of!

He was one of our best players in the Europa league run and one of our most impressive players in Jose's first pre-season. He should never have been loaned to Liverpool in the first place.

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And your "WTF" moment of the day is brought to you by Emile Heskey:

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I don't even want to know... :lol:

It's a parody of the British phrase "He couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo". It's like "Couldn't hit a barn door if you were sitting on the handle" or "Couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat". It means you've got terrible aim. It's Irish in origin I think, and it used to be shovel rather than banjo, but changed due to a banjo being a type of shovel in Ireland.

Phrases often levelled at Torres during his time at Chelsea and more so at King Heskey. So it's obviously a play on that... Poor guy :P.

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It's a parody of the British phrase "He couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo". It's like "Couldn't hit a barn door if you were sitting on the handle" or "Couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat". It means you've got terrible aim. It's Irish in origin I think, and it used to be shovel rather than banjo, but changed due to a banjo being a type of shovel in Ireland.

Phrases often levelled at Torres during his time at Chelsea and more so at King Heskey. So it's obviously a play on that... Poor guy :P.

You British are so weird...

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