The English Football Thread

[Special Juan 27,458]

Wenger thinks Ox can become as good as Zidane

And my wife will morph into Kim Kardashian overnight.

[Roquila 1,335]

And my wife will morph into Kim Kardashian overnight.

If she does does she replace the real one? If yes, kill her please for the sake of humanity.

[Special Juan 27,458]

How do these fucking frauds on Twitter sleep at night…..

Every fucking place is saying Di Maria is on, and some still post shit like "Watch United website tonight" "You heard it here first"

Do us a favour and fuck right off.

[didierforever 7,349]

Fuck me as far as debuts go last night was a disaster for Moreno and Lovren

Nearly as bad as Jonathan Woodgate scoring an OG and getting sent off on his Madrid Debut.

technically, it was not lovren's debut.

[pWneR 230]

Did anyone see united's line up? I know it's mk dons, but that's barely championship level.

[Posh Chels 48]

MK Dons take the lead vs Man Utd

[iseah100 5,612]

BAHAHAHAHAH. DON'T WORRY MAN U, DI MARIA WILL SAVE YOU FROM MK DONS

[zolayes 14,489]

how bad were manure ,, need to spend another 200mill just on back up

[kobematabryant 400]

MK Dons are my local team as well, bloody hell what a night this would be if they won. Come on!!

[Jase 43,479]

MK Dons 2-0 Man United...

[didierforever 7,349]

they are worse than my college team!!!

[Posh Chels 48]

Afobe makes it 3-0

[Namika 922]

What's wrong with United ? The last two seasons of SAF they got 89 and 87 pts with practically the same squad, they even deserved to go through against Real Madrid and now they can't win against Sunderland, MK Dons and Swansea...

[Eidur the Spider 4,515]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. United.

[Jase 43,479]

[zolayes 14,489]

they are worse than my college team!!!

I assume you mean your college Girls team

[Thendo 1,088]

Could've easily been 4 or 5 - 0 by now, GGMU!

[zolayes 14,489]

Utter and complete HUMILIATION .. still saving their stars for Europe I suppose