The English Football Thread

[Beepu 1,714]

Commentator: "Where is this time coming from?"

Typical utd and their overly long stoppage time.

[Special Juan 27,586]

Get the fuck in.

The press wanked them off all week and now the media darlings sent packing.

Wankers.

[TorontoChelsea 4,064]

Just so imbalanced as a squad. Januzaj continues to be one of the most overrated players in the Premier League (being young and talented and playing for a big-name team will do that) He makes absolutely atrocious decisions. Tries to turn every single play into a goal-scoring chance and gives the ball away constantly. He had SIX turnovers today. The entire rest of the United team had 4.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

United are bottom of the league!

It's just so great to have the PL back!

[Daniel1980 1,425]

Their attacking is even more toothless without a skillful dribbler. They are playing exactly like Netherlands without robben.

DiMaria would obviously strengthen any side, but imo, they need a top CB and a good CM much more urgently than DiMaria. DiMaria can play a CM, granted.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Commentator: "Where is this time coming from?"

Typical utd and their overly long stoppage time.

Loui time?

Nope, just not the same

[petre.ispirescu 4,928]

My god they do like to suck Rooney off on BT Sport. So overrated its unbelievable. One touch and Owen is jizzing his pants.

Nani and Januzaj also. "Game-winners"... Yeah, game-winners my ass

[Ankit 3,176]

Wait. Didn't they have like the awesomest preseason, ever?

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Jokes aside, this again proves what a lot of people around here have been saying: Preseason performances account for fuck all! Preseason is about match fitness, not performances and results.

[xPetrCechx 13,565]

They have the same shit squad...

[Hamilton 2,120]

Jokes aside, this again proves what a lot of people around here have been saying: Preseason performances account for fuck all! Preseason is about match fitness, not performances and results.

That's noted!

[empire of emotions 247]

it would be better if united won by 3-4 goals. then they would think that no signing is needed.

[Korea 734]

United play fast....

Shaw is a bad buy under lvg 3-5-2.

Should of went for Rodriguez and brought in di maria...

Interesting to see if mata+herrara will start the whole season together.

[MrExcalibur100 7,124]

So West Ham vs Spurs?

[Korea 734]

United should just go 4-3-3 and move rooney to one of the cm positions.

[edetarod 2,155]

can't stop laughing

[LAB 1,030]

Perfect start. Priceless the fact that more and more teams realizing MU's become greatly weakened inside. They need some more spending asap.

[kellzfresh 7,229]

DiMaria would obviously strengthen any side, but imo, they need a top CB and a good CM much more urgently than DiMaria. DiMaria can play a CM, granted.

I know their defence is rubbish but we'll see though