The English Football Thread

[Vesper 29,290]

7 minutes ago, Laylabelle said:

I dont think we will get ourselves over the line...unless we improve drastically in the next 2 games. Palace we were poor..West Ham we were poo..Sheffield we were complete shite and still amazed they only got 3...Norwich was nothing great.

Now we got beat Liverpool..know theyve lost but this is at home and its different. We haven't won a league game there in years

only 2 ways main ways we get CL if we lose to Victimpool 

we have to beat wolves and then have Spuds pull a point

or

beat wolves and NO DRAW in the Leicester/Manure if Spuds loses

it is down to that

barring a miracle draw (or win obviously) versus Liverpool

or Manure pulling the ultimate bottle job versus West Ham (those cunts owe us, without us they would be relegated)

[Jase 43,479]

3 minutes ago, NikkiCFC said:

Ideal scenario. 

We beat Wolves and Leicester beat Utd. 

It doesn't matter what happens in Spurs:Leicester game and Liverpool:Chelsea. 

You made it sound so simple, just like you thought Leicester won't win tonight, aye? 

[Vesper 29,290]

5 minutes ago, Jason said:

If Leicester beat Spurs, then it's GG for us. 

GG? what does that mean?

 

if that happens (spuds loss)

then we need to pray for NO DRAW between the 2 other teams

or pray we steal a point v the dippers

and obviously beat wolves

[Jase 43,479]

Just now, Vesper said:

GG? what does that mean?

Good game. It's a gaming term.

[DDA 9,758]

Just now, Jason said:

Good game. It's a gaming term.

WP. GG. GL and GN

[Special Juan 27,597]

It's starting to be so obvious now that brown envelopes and money is changing hands when it comes to who the FA want to be in what position..

This has been another horrific night for VAR and officials, I'm fucking disgusted. 

[Jase 43,479]

Just now, DDA said:

WP. GG. GL and GN

Fuck with the WP and GL! 

[Pizy 18,538]

No chance am I having OGS as a better manager than Frank. Ole has been there longer and spent an absolute fortune adding to his side this season. And they're STILL behind us, however small that gap is.

I don't think it's even fair to really properly compare them until the end of next season when Frank has his own signings in.

OGS definitely deserves credit for his buys and for getting them very organized defensively, but that's what happens when you buy some of the most expensive defenders out there.

[Special Juan 27,597]

56 minutes ago, Vesper said:

Peter Walton said VAR stood down and refused to get involved as it was a judgement call by that CUNT Graham Scott

the last time Scott was the ref of a Manure game was their 2-1 win over West Ham United last season, where he awarded two very controversial penalty kicks, which were both converted by Paul Pogba.

Stood down....is this the new fucking term for 'we are rigging it'

I'm fucking fuming here me

[Magic Lamps 11,677]

16 minutes ago, NikkiCFC said:

Ideal scenario. 

We beat Wolves and Leicester beat Utd. 

It doesn't matter what happens in Spurs:Leicester game and Liverpool:Chelsea. 

You got the order of games wrong. If we lose vs Liverpool and Utd and Leicester win their games they just play out a draw and we are out even if we win vs wolves. Why would Leicester risk it vs Utd when they can just safely make a ceasefire with them

[Jase 43,479]

How are you guys gonna keep calm until next Wednesday (or maybe this Sunday)? Asking for a friend...

[Special Juan 27,597]

Just now, Jason said:

How are you guys gonna keep calm until next Wednesday (or maybe this Sunday)? Asking for a friend...

My Mrs has just fucked off to bed as she knew I was ready to put my fist through the wall

[Jype 6,398]

Really starting to dread the idea of going into the last round with 63pts and both them other cunts at 65pts colluding for a draw. 

Still long ways to go before that scenario can materialize tho. Leicester are the underdogs against Spurs and we still have a chance of getting at least a draw from Anfield but I still got a bad feeling about this.

[killer1257 3,282]

How are you guys gonna keep calm until next Wednesday (or maybe this Sunday)? Asking for a friend...

Just accept Europa League lol

Gesendet von meinem VOG-L29 mit Tapatalk

[Laylabelle 9,425]

1 minute ago, Jype said:

Really starting to dread the idea of going into the last round with 63pts and both them other cunts at 65pts colluding for a draw. 

Still long ways to go before that scenario can materialize tho. Leicester are the underdogs against Spurs and we still have a chance of getting at least a draw from Anfield but I still got a bad feeling about this.

Are they?! Why Spurs have been shite most the time. Plus Leicester have so much to play for they need the performance.

I'd love a draw but I just think if we play like Saturday it'll be a riot...their attack vs our defence...

[Vesper 29,290]

29 minutes ago, Jason said:

You made it sound so simple, just like you thought Leicester won't win tonight, aye? 

@NikkiCFC is correct though

even If Leicester lose v Spuds (especially if only by a goal)

then unless Manure go wild and win by 4 or more (unless Spuds win by 2, then 3 or more)

Leicester would top Manure on GD with a one goal win so no CL for manure

and for sure they would beat them if they win by 2 goals (then manure would need to win by 5 or 6 v the shammers)

a draw in the Spuds game is perfect, as then ONE of  either Leicester or manure cannot catch cannot catch if we win v Wolves and Leicester still can knock out manure with a win

do the maths

as long as we win and spuds draw

if manure win out and we beat wolves (and lose to the dippers)

Manure 68

Chels 66 (64 if we draw with wolves, 63 and out of the CL on GD if we lose to Wolves, eeek)

Leicester 63

 

if we beat wolves  and Leicester draw with spuds, then beat manure

Leicester 66 (3rd  GD)

Chels 66

Manure 65

 

if we beat wolves and Leicester lose to spuds but beat Manure (the BEST outcome possible if we lose to the dippers)

Chels 66

Leicester (80% + likely) 4th on GD at 65

Manure at 65 and fifth

 

 

 

 

[Jype 6,398]

2 minutes ago, Laylabelle said:

Are they?! Why Spurs have been shite most the time. Plus Leicester have so much to play for they need the performance.

Odds from a betting site: Tottenham 2,42 - draw 3,58 - Leicester 3,22

So in percentages that approximates to roughly 40% - 30% - 30%

Of course the bookies odds are never fully accurate but that's the best objective benchmark we've got. Either way it should be a close one. Got real potential for a truly horrible Sunday, seeing as our FA Cup semi against VARchester is right after Leicester's match. 

[Vesper 29,290]

24 minutes ago, Special Juan said:

Stood down....is this the new fucking term for 'we are rigging it'

I'm fucking fuming here me

yes, that was his exact terminology

stood down