The English Football Thread

[DYC. 7,542]

Uhmm I thought I was gonna watch the Utd-Liv game but looking at the line-ups, I'll pass.

Fellaini up top. Liverpool's midfield and attack looks sad.

Maybe an entertaining physical match... Mehh, still pass. I'll catch Atletico-Barca later.

[Pizy 18,454]

Have to laugh now at people (myself included) who predicted City to struggle this season and had us retaining the title. "City's midfield and defense will be their Achilles heel," we said.

They've won all of their matches, haven't conceded a single goal, signed £150m worth of players, and play fantastic football. The reigning champions have conceded nearly 15 goals, have 4 points from 15, signed a bunch of bench players, and play terrible football.

We have the player of the year, league leader in assists, last years best CB, and a 20 goal scoring striker in our team and we've been this shocking. On top of all that, some super imprortant players are injured and we have a CL match and one against Arsenal this coming week.

Haven't felt so low on this club since the whole AVB debacle. Feels like there isn't any quick solution that'll save us either. The title is fucking gone a month into the season. Even the absolute harshest of Chelsea haters couldn't have foreseen this. Won the league by EIGHT points and then THIS is what happens.

Depressing stuff.

[Oscar 441]

City had the best roster in the EPL for the past half a decade.

Don't understand why people are surprised...

[Magic Lamps 11,677]

btw our odds of retaining the league are worse than those of donald trump becoming president.

[edetarod 2,155]

need Utd to win or draw as we are fighting with Liverpool for 4th spot, maybe Tottenham too

*bursts into tears*

[Oscar 441]

City still yet to concede...

Unbelieveable... Mangala is usually a sure bet to make a mistake and they are still perfect!

[zolayes 14,489]

SENSATIONAL goal for Martial

[MefiX19 1,092]

Wow... such a beautiful goals...

[communicate 2,703]

So Martial best position is left wing

So lvg signed Di maria, Depay and now Martial

[Pizy 18,454]

So sad watching all of our rivals playing with their expensive new toys.

Like we did last season.

[xPetrCechx 13,563]

And 16 year olds scoring against us.

What a transformation Chelsea has become. Arguably the easiest team to beat in the league at the moment.

WHO?!

[iseah100 5,612]

Golazo de Martial.

[Special Juan 27,457]

Take a bow Benteke that was immense. What was Martin Tyler screaming like a bitch for?

[Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067]

Take a bow Benteke that was immense. What was Martin Tyler screaming like a bitch for?

lmfaooooooooo

so happy we (USA) don't have him for EPL games anymore. Only gotta deal with him for UCL matches.

Edit: https://twitter.com/bbcsporf/status/642769963837714432

[dUMB 189]

And you guys are surprised after today

It's a conspiracy - trust in Mourinho

I only believe in Kevin's conspiracy theories

[xPetrCechx 13,563]

lmfaooooooooo

so happy we (USA) don't have him for EPL games anymore. Only gotta deal with him for UCL matches.

Edit: https://twitter.com/bbcsporf/status/642769963837714432

lol... he's screaming for martial goal and not for benteke's? lol....

[Special Juan 27,457]

Was a difficult day for SKY as the two teams they wank over constantly going toe to toe with each other.

[Special Juan 27,457]

On football accumulators on Facebook they have just done a video of both reactions to Benteke's goal and Martials, check it out...laughable