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Rooney now equalled Bobby Charltons record. Both embarassed by hairloss with ridiculous remedies. One a laughable combover, the other a £32 000 transplant.

32 000 incidentally, is the population of San Marino. The only country in the world with more cars than people, and thats a fucking fact.

It is arguable as to who scored more important goals against better teams. Both are stat padded as all hell.

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Rooney equals Charlton’s record on stupid hair cuts

Much to the delight of San Marino fans, Wayne Rooney put on a vintage display of ball skills and ‘comb-overs’ during their Euro 2016 qualifier. The England captain has now matched Sir Bobby Charlton’s distinguished career of covering up baldness, with a ‘head merkin that defies belief’.

Waving to the crowd, Rooney smeared a range of salon products over his ‘shredded-wheat forest’, until it resembled something found down a plughole. Although many footballers have offered glimmers of dome brilliance, only Rooney has maintained a consistent level of gossamer concealment. However a strong breeze forced his peach fuzz to be substituted in the second half, for Harry Kane’s more resilient quiff.

Despite this, Roy Hodgson was critical of the performance of Swansea midfielder Jonjo Shelvey, who ignored team orders by turning up with a ‘shaved noggin’. An FA spokesman said: ‘A bald pate is no excuse not to don a ridiculous wig. A cultured long passing game is all very well, but fans want to see a mullet, a Jason Lee pineapple or at very least – a Keegan perm’.

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Anyone else think Jonjo Shelvey has a real chance of cementing his place in the England team? Looked good so far in the PL and not out of place either in the England team. Shocked Carrick doesn't get a game though. Like even the 2014 WC, imagine starting Gerrard over Carrick... to play as a deep lying midfielder....

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Anyone else think Jonjo Shelvey has a real chance of cementing his place in the England team? Looked good so far in the PL and not out of place either in the England team. Shocked Carrick doesn't get a game though. Like even the 2014 WC, imagine starting Gerrard over Carrick... to play as a deep lying midfielder....

I thought Carrick was hurt?
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Neymar has 46 goals for brazil at the age of 23.....

At this rate he's going to definitely beat pele and the International individual scoring record

Probably why he's so mad dunga didn't start him in these games to get closer

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Sad news this Friday morning. Dettmar Cramer has passed away aged 90. He twice coached Bayern to European glory and coached in 90 countries.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dettmar_Cramer

Personal Information
Date of Birth : 4 April 1925 (age 90)
Died : Thursday 17 September 2015
Place of Birth : Dortmund, Germany
Place of Death : Germany
Teams Managed
Years / Team
1964 - Japan (assistant coach)
1971 – 1974 Egypt
1974 - USA
1974 - Hertha BSC
1975 – 1977 Bayern Munich
1977 – 1978 Eintracht Frankfurt
1978 – 1981 Al-Ittihad (Jeddah)
1981 – 1982 Aris Salonika
1982 – 1985 Bayer Leverkusen
1984 – 1985 Malaysia
1991–1992 Korea Republic U-23
1997 - Thailand
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2022_FIFA_World_Cup

http://www.fifa.com/about-fifa/news/y=2015/m=9/news=fifa-executive-vows-to-improve-governance-and-boost-female-participati-2696406.html

ZURICH -- The 2022 World Cup in Qatar will start on Monday, Nov. 21, kicking off a 28-day tournament that will finish on Sunday, Dec. 18.

FIFA SWC 2022.

Start Date : Monday 21 November 2022 (MON/21/11/2022)

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Finish Date : Sunday 18 December 2022 (SUN/18/12/2022) - FINAL 2022 FIFA SWC

2022 Qatar World Cup to last 28 days with final to be played on 18 December

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/sep/25/2022-world-cup-qatar-fifa-dates-21-november-final-18-december

FIFA confirms 2022 World Cup to start on Nov. 21, be played over 28 days

http://www.espnfc.com/fifa-world-cup/story/2630641/fifa-confirms-nov-21-start-for-2022-world-cup-in-qatar

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