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Ouch .... friendzoned, dumped, annihilated .... all at once. What a douche virgin.

It was painful. The only time I've been that bad is when I'm that drunk the only sentence I can make out is "I'm Jake" and then I walk away and get another beer because I forgot what I was doing.

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It was painful. The only time I've been that bad is when I'm that drunk the only sentence I can make out is "I'm Jake" and then I walk away and get another beer because I forgot what I was doing.

I am Jake, now on your knees and lick my lovesnake /

Would work. 120%

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I dare ya.

Also: pics or it didnt happen. :Goober:

I dare ya.

Also: pics or it didnt happen. :Goober:

I have it typed up in Facebook messenger. I just have to hit enter. But she might get offended and stop wanting the Jake.

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I have it typed up in Facebook messenger. I just have to hit enter. But she might get offended and stop wanting the Jake.

Stop wanting the Jake, get on with slobbering my snake

MMMMM nice

Edit: I you do (I would put a :Goober: behind it) and she still wants you or plays along. You have a good one then dear sir

Ps: Im off to a childrens playground now

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Stop wanting the Jake, get on with slobbering my snake

MMMMM nice

Edit: I you do (I would put a :Goober: behind it) and she still wants you or plays along. You have a good one then dear sir

Ps: Im off to a childrens playground now

That sounded bad.

Rephrase: I am taking my kids to the playground because they are bugging the fuck out of me.

See you later Skippy...

It sounded very, very bad.

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Stop wanting the Jake, get on with slobbering my snake

MMMMM nice

Edit: I you do (I would put a :Goober: behind it) and she still wants you or plays along. You have a good one then dear sir

Ps: Im off to a childrens playground now

:ph34r:

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