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Awww yeah. I broke up with my last girlfriend because she got weird-ed out when I asked her to strap on a dildo and peg me from behind whilst punching me in the back of the head. What a weird girl, right?

Pfffft So vanilla.

You should try hooking up up clamps of a truck's battery to your nipples. Gives you such a zing .... Combine wih choking and a humongous buttplug and you are ready for lift off.

Just saying.

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Pfffft So vanilla.

You should try hooking up up clamps of a truck's battery to your nipples. Gives you such a zing .... Combine wih choking and a humongous buttplug and you are ready for lift off.

Just saying.

I prefer the battery on my testicles.

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