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[Rmpr 8,977]

New trend according to the belgian press: giving your penis a footballers name. I will baptise mine as The Hazard ! What the fuck did you expect :-) lmaoooo !! ImageUploadedByTapatalkHD1387027975.947866.jpg

Well, Hazard is a really small dude...

[Stingray 9,441]

New trend according to the belgian press: giving your penis a footballers name. I will baptise mine as The Hazard ! What the fuck did you expect :-) lmaoooo !! ImageUploadedByTapatalkHD1387027975.947866.jpg

Well, Hazard is a really small dude...

[NishC300 1,865]

@xPetrCechx,

Yea there is a cold period going through the Mediterranean.

I live in Nicosia, Cyprus and I saw some snow! YES IN NICOSIA I SAW SNOW!

(ofc that snow just melts in a few seconds ;p)

This is what it looked like

It's never been so cold here as it is currently! Thank god the weather's going to improve next week!

[Sidzeret 2,257]

Mate ... Messi might be small but at the rate he scores and/or satisfies I would be so 'Messi' with a girl

Messi is injured right now.

All the more reason, I do not want to be Messi right now.

[Hutcho 8,443]

A man who watches midget porn on redtube is disgusted by talking about excretion (biological process)... hypocrite. you saint.

What? Thats a bit random. LOOL.

Sounds more like stingrays sort of thing tbh.,,

[Stingray 9,441]

What? Thats a bit random. LOOL.

Sounds more like stingrays sort of thing tbh.,,

Wut? Why?

GIFSoup

[CHOULO19 24,332]

What? Thats a bit random. LOOL.

Sounds more like stingrays sort of thing tbh.,,

Nonsense. If anything, it's the type of thing @DJames would like. She's the one watches fetish and gay porn

[DJames 729]

Nonsense. If anything, it's the type of thing @DJames would like. She's the one watches fetish and gay porn

Only when you star in it Choo Choo

I see weird is back in the pub! Who the heck is the bouncer for this place

[Liquidator 5,176]

New trend according to the belgian press: giving your penis a footballers name.

I will baptise mine as The Hazard ! What the fuck did you expect :-) lmaoooo !!

Gonna call mine Ronaldinho because it can lob Seamen from 40 yards.

2002 World Cup joke for those who don't get it

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Only when you star in it Choo Choo

So that means you're a fan of mine?

This is exactly why I went into porn. To be a role model for all my fans out there :')

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Gonna call mine Ronaldinho because it can lob Seamen from 40 yards.

2002 World Cup joke for those who don't get it

You've been waiting for 11 years just to use that joke?!

[DJames 729]

So that means you're a fan of mine?

This is exactly why I went into porn. To be a role model for all my fans out there :')

Lol don't lie....you know you love being dominated by midgets

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Lol don't lie....you know you love being dominated by midgets

It's not my fault, the midgets loved dominating me as well

[Azpinator 2,325]

@CHOULO19

hahahaha this is genius!

[Rmpr 8,977]

You've been waiting for 11 years just to use that joke?!

Does he even have 11 years?