Amblève. 4,995 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Meh tv remote is broken and the Kardashians are on tv... fucking nobodies. How are they famous again? Because one of the sisters were in a sex tape? Yep pathetic isn't it.And on top of that: They're earning tons of millions for that what they do (I don't really know how I should call it lol). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoSalah 8,886 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 And on top of that: They're earning tons of millions for that what they do (I don't really know how I should call it lol).They are doing nothing really and getting paid for it. Just they are showing us how they live and get bucketloads of money for it. I wish I could show people how I live and get bucketloads of money. You could just imagine, a television show showing me beating @capriccioso with my amazing typing speed. Imagine that, life would be sweet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusek 2,031 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Back to the barracks today, sucks ass. Luckily it's only five days and then I'm back home again for a weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manpe 10,861 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 They are doing nothing really and getting paid for it. Just they are showing us how they live and get bucketloads of money for it. I wish I could show people how I live and get bucketloads of money. You could just imagine, a television show showing me beating @capriccioso with my amazing typing speed. Imagine that, life would be sweet. I would watch that 10 times in 10 over those shitty American reality shows. The crazy thing is that people actually watch it, otherwise it wouldn't be on air and they wouldn't be famous. How on earth can one like things like Jersey Shore, the Kardashians and Paris Hilton. It feels like there is a whole other frontier of stupidity out there which I've yet to encounter. Although I've met a girl once who liked Jersey Shore, it pretty much enforced my stereotype on the people who watch it. OneMoSalah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChelseaChick 430 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Hi guys, missed you's. xoxoxo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jase 43,479 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Ugh! Waking up in the morning to a headache is possibly the worst thing to begin a day with!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Did you self diagnose, because you're a doctor?Outstanding No, I was diagnosed with haemorrhoids 3 years ago. My grandmother on my mums side died of bowel cancer. I've been constipated for as long as I can remember (no, that does not mean I haven't taken a shit in years, it means that I've been going once every three days for the vast majority of my life). That's a cocktail that can only result in a bowel related death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,327 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Outstanding No, I was diagnosed with haemorrhoids 3 years ago. My grandmother on my mums side died of bowel cancer. I've been constipated for as long as I can remember (no, that does not mean I haven't taken a shit in years, it means that I've been going once every three days for the vast majority of my life). That's a cocktail that can only result in a bowel related death.Death by constipation. Sounds grim. I just have this image of you exploding and shit flying out everywhere......... capriccioso, Naked Mole Rat and Liquidator 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Death by constipation. Sounds grim. I just have this image of you exploding and shit flying out everywhere.........More likely a heart attack brought on by straining too hard. That apparently is what happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,327 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 More likely a heart attack brought on by straining too hard. That apparently is what happens.You'd know, Dr. capriccioso 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manpe 10,861 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Outstanding No, I was diagnosed with haemorrhoids 3 years ago. My grandmother on my mums side died of bowel cancer. I've been constipated for as long as I can remember (no, that does not mean I haven't taken a shit in years, it means that I've been going once every three days for the vast majority of my life). That's a cocktail that can only result in a bowel related death.Hot damn doc, too much info.. you trust us too much. I can't get the image out of my head now, now that I know what you look like. capriccioso and We Hate Scouse 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 More likely a heart attack brought on by straining too hard. That apparently is what happens.No your colon bursts if you have been constipated for too long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanicus 5,208 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanicus 5,208 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 :wub: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 :wub: I just met you and this is crazy, but here's my number so call me, maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquidator 5,176 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 It's hard to look right at you baby but here's my number so call me maybe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanicus 5,208 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Boy Girl you came into my life, I miss you sooo bad, I miss you sooo bad, I miss you sooo soooo bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 You'd know, Dr.It seems the stress is too much on your heart once it already gets weak around your late 60s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 This is the greatest account of any war I have ever read. The guys at uncyclopedia should write a book http://uncyclopedia...._I_(video_game)'The Zimmermann PM' :D Parts of that are absolutely immense:*ArchDuke has entered the game*ArchDuke: Hey guyzgermin8r: sup*SERBIA_ROLLZ strikes ArchDuke for 47 damage! A critical hit!*ArchDuke: WTF YOU CAMPING HOMO*SERBIA_ROLLZ has killed ArchDuke!* The Western Frontgermin8r: d00d thiz gameplay suxYouKay: i knoYouKay: trench warfare iz gheyFranc3: just wait til the tank patch comez outgermin8r: yeah rightgermin8r: thatll be bettrgermin8r: *rolls eyes* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Meh tv remote is broken and the Kardashians are on tv... fucking nobodies. How are they famous again? Because one of the sisters were in a sex tape? Yep pathetic isn't it.Who cares, Kim is fucking Hawt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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