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Finally have internet so I'll be posting more. In other news here is some photos of my son

Talking of marriage and seeing as the thread is already de-railed - I got married at the weekend It was amazing - hired a marquee and had Dodgems and a carousel along with a double decker bus convert

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Dave Prowse: Darth Vader actor dies aged 85


Dave Prowse, the Bristolian former bodybuilder best known for playing Darth Vader in the original Star Wars trilogy, has died aged 85.

Prowse was cast as Vader for his imposing physique, even though the role was voiced by James Earl Jones.

But the weightlifter-turned-actor was most proud of playing the Green Cross Code Man. The role, promoting road safety in the UK, earned him an MBE.

"May the force be with him, always!" said his agent Thomas Bowington.

"Though famous for playing many monsters - for myself, and all who knew Dave and worked with him, he was a hero in our lives."



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55 minutes ago, Vesper said:

mental AF

dentist terrorizes his NYC condo neighbours


Thats mental. They keep letting him go because he can afford to pay twisted lawyers. The law is there to be bought.

Imagine if this was a black guy, minimum wage in Bronx -he;d be doing 10-15 in the pen, or more likely they'd have shot him by now

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9 hours ago, NikkiCFC said:

He walks after an argument with his wife and gets more than 400 kilometers


and SO Italian!

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Reality TV star says Portuguese footballer had 'micropenis' like a 'lost worm in the Amazon'

Mari Cielo Pajares wrote in her book 'Memoirs of a Whore' that she had to turn her back on a football star after things got intimate in the bedroom



A Spanish reality TV star who had a fling with a Portuguese footballer says he had a micropenis that was like a "lost worm in the Amazon rainforest".

Mari Cielo Pajares shot to fame in her homeland when she starred in the game show La Cara Fuerte 2.

She is the daughter of legendary Spanish actor Andres Parajes.

Her appearance detailed her past as an adult film actress, while also referencing her book 'Memoirs of a Whore'.

And a passage about her interactions with an unnamed Portuguese footballer, who she described as "very handsome", certainly raised eyebrows.

She is quoted by Mundo Deportivo as saying: "When it was almost dawn, the Portuguese player decided it was time for us to go to bed.

"When he finally took off his boxers… this was, hands down, the smallest micropenis I had ever seen .

"If I had to masturbate him, I would need tweezers, a microscope, and a GPS."

She says that she will never reveal the identity of the footballer, as she does not want to "ruin his life".

Following the revelations, she told Diez Minutos: “I won't say the name nor will I ever say it because I don't want to ruin his life.

"We had intimate relationships on several occasions. He had impressive backs and abs, but he took off his boxers and I was like, 'Bye!'

"This was like a small, lost worm in an Amazon rainforest. I will only say that he is a foreigner and very handsome."


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Hackney shooting: Man fighting for life after three males shot in 'drive by'

The Metropolitan Police say three males were taken to hospital with gunshot injuries that left one in a critical condition following the incident in east London



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1 hour ago, Fulham Broadway said:

Happy Christmas everyone. 2021 has got to be better ? 

Fuck Covid, fuck Johnson, fuck brexit


Good man, Happy christmas you all where ever you may be.

On another note: I will extend the fucks further: Fuck politicians, fuck the deceivers, fuck corruption and fakery all around us.

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12 minutes ago, Atomiswave said:

Good man, Happy christmas you all where ever you may be.

On another note: I will extend the fucks further: Fuck politicians, fuck the deceivers, fuck corruption and fakery all around us.

Lets let rip with the fucks

fuck VAR fuck Liverpool, fuck sp*rs, fuck M Utd, fuck Barca, fuck Man City .....I could go on.

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