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[Sheva. 5,373]

Only a matter of time before Mr cat lover shows up here....

Am I still in Cesc's thread?

On topic - Yeah, Kate Upton totally overrated. She has some nice tits and that's it. I don't fancy any other part of her body or her face, I see better looking girls every day.

I don't notice any other part of her, still mesmerized by her b :o bs

[Myself 793]

you meant the cutest ever husband? Yep, that's you

i call being the best man

[iseah100 5,612]

Anytime

So glad I know two languages. I feel just a bit less dumb lol.

I know for a fact that the actual number is much higher.

Should we ask how you know "for a fact"?

[RoyalBlues 4,050]

I completely forgot we have signed Cesc

[Dion 2,476]

You Europeans and such make me (an American) feel so stupid. Thanks.

Size? Just blocks, I'd say 16 ½, roughly.

In some European countries I reckon most people speak only a single language. And in others it's just bullshit, they are born speaking like three languages, not fair at all. That should still count as only one.

[Barbara 15,149]

Talking of marriage and seeing as the thread is already de-railed - I got married at the weekend

It was amazing - hired a marquee and had Dodgems and a carousel along with a double decker bus converted into a children's playground thingy

I don't have kids, but all our friends do - so we kept them happy and they loved it Dodgems were ace - best £2k I have ever spent

So good luck to Choulo & Barbara - guess they're now known as Baroulo or ChoBar x

Congrats, chap!!!!

A lot of happiness for you and the missus!

and your wedding seems to have been AMAZING. I loved the amusement park details!

as for all criticism Kate got last page, in all honesty, the more I live the less I understand men. I don't even try anymore. You guys are weird about girls.

[Dion 2,476]

as for all criticism Kate got last page, in all honesty, the more I live the less I understand men. I don't even try anymore. You guys are weird about girls.

What don't you understand?

[Amblève. 4,995]

I speak 6 languages (7 if you count my dialect which is basically an own language compared to standard German). Suck it.

[Barbara 15,149]

What don't you understand?

everything.

The girl is hot as hell and most of you said her body wasn't that great and that her face wasn't pretty (or something).

I'd love to have her body

[Rmpr 8,977]

I speak 6 languages (7 if you count my dialect which is basically an own language compared to standard German). Suck it.

Nice!

But probably half of those are extremely alike and only used in Eastern Europe...

I'd have a bigger appreciation for someone who knows cery different languages. Like English, German, Spanish/Portuguese, Mandarin, etc!

[Amblève. 4,995]

Nice!

But probably half of those are extremely alike and only used in Eastern Europe...

I'd have a bigger appreciation for someone who knows cery different languages. Like English, German, Spanish/Portuguese, Mandarin, etc!

Little bit of both scenarios, actually. I speak Bosnian, German, English, Spanish, Croation and Serbian. The latter two being very similar to Bosnian, though, tbf. However, in times of everything being run economically I prefer to emphasize that it's 6 languages instead of "only" 4.

[Dion 2,476]

everything.

The girl is hot as hell and most of you said her body wasn't that great and that her face wasn't pretty (or something).

I'd love to have her body

Her face is like 8.5/10 - which is very good but not worth the hype.

Her hips to waist ratio is like 3/10 - in all honesty, I have a better ratio and I'm a guy.

Her butt is mediocre, 6/10 at best.

Her boobs are not even a 10 imo, more like 9 or 9.5 - their size is very good but I like them firmer than that. They're kinda saggy, I dunno.

8.5 + 3 + 6 + 9.5 = 27/40 -> 6,75.

Everything considered, average girl. Overrated and overhyped.

Here is the evidence:

Hips to waist ratio, absolutely atrocious - look at this shit:

Butt - almost flat, very unimpressive:

Face - not outstanding, but not bad - her mole makes she look like a whore though, which I don't like:

Boobs - the only redeeming atribute:

Honestly never understood the hype. I had never seen such an average girl receive so much praise before.

[cchuka 99]

Should we just rename the thread to Kate Upton?

[Daniel1980 1,425]

everything.

The girl is hot as hell and most of you said her body wasn't that great and that her face wasn't pretty (or something).

I'd love to have her body

She's not ugly. But her body is kind of disproportionate.

For example, Cesc's missus:

She's... eh...pretty proportional everywhere.

[Liquidator 5,176]

I speak English and spanish as well as Portuguese insults

[Spike 12,049]

I speak Australian and American you fucking plebians.

[The only place to be 11,313]

Talking of marriage and seeing as the thread is already de-railed - I got married at the weekend

It was amazing - hired a marquee and had Dodgems and a carousel along with a double decker bus converted into a children's playground thingy

I don't have kids, but all our friends do - so we kept them happy and they loved it Dodgems were ace - best £2k I have ever spent

So good luck to Choulo & Barbara - guess they're now known as Baroulo or ChoBar x

Many congrats mate.

[Ryan Fong 2,776]

 

Her face is like 8.5/10 - which is very good but not worth the hype.

Her hips to waist ratio is like 3/10 - in all honesty, I have a better ratio and I'm a guy.

Her butt is mediocre, 6/10 at best.

Her boobs are not even a 10 imo, more like 9 or 9.5 - their size is very good but I like them firmer than that. They're kinda saggy, I dunno.

8.5 + 3 + 6 + 9.5 = 27/40 -> 6,75.

Everything considered, average girl. Overrated and overhyped.

Here is the evidence:

Hips to waist ratio, absolutely atrocious - look at this shit:

Butt - almost flat, very unimpressive:

Face - not outstanding, but not bad - her mole makes she look like a whore though, which I don't like:

Boobs - the only redeeming atribute:

Honestly never understood the hype. I had never seen such an average girl receive so much praise before.

 

:clap:

Kate no doubt is hot, mainly because of her gigantic boobs, but still far away from the like of Miranda Kerr's league in terms of refinement.