Fulham Broadway 17,367 Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Bloke I know down the real pub just told me he had two escorts yesterday. While he was banging one the other was noshing his nutsack, and they swapped.Told him thats filthy, disgusting. Should be ashamed of himself as he has a girlfriend as well.I was also jealous, but didnt mention it iseah100 and boshman 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iseah100 5,612 Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 TalkChelsea administrator Alex says the forum "has no plans" to sell star cockwomble Liquidator to theshedend.com.Reports on Tuesday suggested that the young forumer may have been the subject of interest from theshedend but TalkChelsea's assistant manager has said otherwise."There has been no contact", began Alex. "Either way, Harry isn't for sale."He is a valuable asset. In the current market it isn't easy to find young, English talent. Harry is proof of that. He's fucking useless. But he's useless in a kind of loveable and charming manner, and we have no plans to sell him".Liquidator had been quoted in The Mirror as saying: "I have no desire to leave but if TalkChelsea wants to sell then the market is open".Alex then confirmed that any potential bid "would be blocked instantly". More to follow. This is arguably the greatest post in TalkChelsea's history. Also, what is a "cockwomble"? Is that some weird British word? Liquidator 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 This is arguably the greatest post in TalkChelsea's history. Also, what is a "cockwomble"? Is that some weird British word?It's an Alex word. iseah100 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueLion. 21,491 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 This is arguably the greatest post in TalkChelsea's history. Also, what is a "cockwomble"? Is that some weird British word?Google it and find out It's an Alex word.Used to describe you Jakey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquidator 5,176 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Where's Rmpr? I need to tell him that I'm a hit with the ladies of Rio De Janeiro on tinder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray 9,441 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Where's Rmpr? I need to tell him that I'm a hit with the ladies of Rio De Janeiro on tinderYeah, where is that fucker actually! [emoji35][emoji31][emoji40][emoji3] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Where's Rmpr? I need to tell him that I'm a hit with the ladies of Rio De Janeiro on tinderYeah, where is that fucker actually! [emoji35][emoji31][emoji40][emoji3]I think he is really addicted to Final Fantasy Online. He is always playing that on Steam. It could be his brother but... iseah100 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dUMB 189 Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Costa is on vacation BlueLion. and Liquidator 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray 9,441 Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Costa is on vacationBut his hair ...... Its so, so, so, so, so bad! dUMB 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boshman 1,073 Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Bloke I know down the real pub just told me he had two escorts yesterday. While he was banging one the other was noshing his nutsack, and they swapped.Told him thats filthy, disgusting. Should be ashamed of himself as he has a girlfriend as well.I was also jealous, but didnt mention itThe UPS driver who comes to my work told me a story yesterday of when he was in Thailand. He paid £60 (whatever that is in Thai money) for 6 girls to come back to his hotel room. 5 would sit in the bathroom while 1 was with him in the bedroom. After 10 mins she would get off, walk into the bathroom and another would come out. Couldn't tell if he was bullshitting or not.My favourite quote from the story though was 'thank fuck for those little blue pills' Fulham Broadway 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iggy Doonican 4,186 Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 That New York Bulls shirt is bloody horrible. The bulls look they've just been dragged out of an abattoir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Fucking mushrooms are growing in one of my gumamela pots. Cunts have to die and never return. I hate having to buy more soil for this./rant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHOULO19 24,332 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Fucking mushrooms are growing in one of my gumamela pots. Cunts have to die and never return. I hate having to buy more soil for this./rantCalm down, grandma, anger is not good for your heart... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Calm down, grandma, anger is not good for your heart...It is the year two-thousand and fifteen and this cunty is so insecure about his masculinity he has to reinforce it by making fun of (sexy) gardeners. I am very disapointed in you. The only solution is your suicide.I bet you can't even grow your own drug crops. SMH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray 9,441 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 It is the year two-thousand and fifteen and this cunty is so insecure about his masculinity he has to reinforce it by making fun of (sexy) gardeners. I am very disapointed in you. The only solution is your suicide.I bet you can't even grow your own drug crops. SMH.He cant, but I sure can. [emoji41][emoji41][emoji41][emoji41] Fulham Broadway and dUMB 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHOULO19 24,332 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 It is the year two-thousand and fifteen and this cunty is so insecure about his masculinity he has to reinforce it by making fun of (sexy) gardeners. I am very disapointed in you. The only solution is your suicide.I bet you can't even grow your own drug crops. SMH.Bitch please, I take care of about 800 squared meters of fruit trees, shrubs and flowers that are part of the house I live in. I just don't get my knickers in a twist over mushrooms It's not that you garden, it's that you garden like a grandma.... Stingray 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Bitch please, I take care of about 800 squared meters of fruit trees, shrubs and flowers that are part of the house I live in. I just don't get my knickers in a twist over mushrooms It's not that you garden, it's that you garden like a grandma....Well excuuuuse me for not wanting fungus all over my flowers. Stingray 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fulham Broadway 17,367 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 He cant, but I sure can. [emoji41][emoji41][emoji41][emoji41]I like the big bush.I was growing similar years ago, and my neighbour got burgaled. I was away, but before the cops came to my neighbour, he climbed over to my garden and moved all my plants out of sight before the cops arrived. That is proper neighbourhood watch. Stingray 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fulham Broadway 17,367 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Birds World Cup. Anyone watching it ? Deutscheland gotta be favourites, however, reckon those frauleins should be tested. They nearly all got bad spotty skin-sure sign of roids or testosterone injections. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHOULO19 24,332 Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 This has got to be the best headline about that Twitter CEO resigning:Big Dick pulls out, Jack's off into the hot seat: Twitter CEO quitsBoard of directors hand job to cofounder as biz axes 140-character DM limithttp://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/06/11/costolo_out_at_twitter/?mt=1434092126579 :lol: Birds World Cup.Anyone watching it ? Deutscheland gotta be favourites, however, reckon those frauleins should be tested. They nearly all got bad spotty skin-sure sign of roids or testosterone injections.That surface they are being forced to play on is an absolute crime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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