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Bloke I know down the real pub just told me he had two escorts yesterday. While he was banging one the other was noshing his nutsack, and they swapped.

Told him thats filthy, disgusting. Should be ashamed of himself as he has a girlfriend as well.

I was also jealous, but didnt mention it

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TalkChelsea administrator Alex says the forum "has no plans" to sell star cockwomble Liquidator to theshedend.com.

Reports on Tuesday suggested that the young forumer may have been the subject of interest from theshedend but TalkChelsea's assistant manager has said otherwise.

"There has been no contact", began Alex. "Either way, Harry isn't for sale.

"He is a valuable asset. In the current market it isn't easy to find young, English talent. Harry is proof of that. He's fucking useless. But he's useless in a kind of loveable and charming manner, and we have no plans to sell him".

Liquidator had been quoted in The Mirror as saying: "I have no desire to leave but if TalkChelsea wants to sell then the market is open".

Alex then confirmed that any potential bid "would be blocked instantly".

More to follow.

This is arguably the greatest post in TalkChelsea's history. Also, what is a "cockwomble"? Is that some weird British word?
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Where's Rmpr? I need to tell him that I'm a hit with the ladies of Rio De Janeiro on tinder

Yeah, where is that fucker actually! [emoji35][emoji31][emoji40][emoji3]

I think he is really addicted to Final Fantasy Online. He is always playing that on Steam. It could be his brother but...

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Bloke I know down the real pub just told me he had two escorts yesterday. While he was banging one the other was noshing his nutsack, and they swapped.

Told him thats filthy, disgusting. Should be ashamed of himself as he has a girlfriend as well.

I was also jealous, but didnt mention it

The UPS driver who comes to my work told me a story yesterday of when he was in Thailand. He paid £60 (whatever that is in Thai money) for 6 girls to come back to his hotel room. 5 would sit in the bathroom while 1 was with him in the bedroom. After 10 mins she would get off, walk into the bathroom and another would come out. Couldn't tell if he was bullshitting or not.

My favourite quote from the story though was 'thank fuck for those little blue pills' :lol:

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Calm down, grandma, anger is not good for your heart...

It is the year two-thousand and fifteen and this cunty is so insecure about his masculinity he has to reinforce it by making fun of (sexy) gardeners. I am very disapointed in you. The only solution is your suicide.

I bet you can't even grow your own drug crops. SMH.

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It is the year two-thousand and fifteen and this cunty is so insecure about his masculinity he has to reinforce it by making fun of (sexy) gardeners. I am very disapointed in you. The only solution is your suicide.

I bet you can't even grow your own drug crops. SMH.

He cant, but I sure can.

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It is the year two-thousand and fifteen and this cunty is so insecure about his masculinity he has to reinforce it by making fun of (sexy) gardeners. I am very disapointed in you. The only solution is your suicide.

I bet you can't even grow your own drug crops. SMH.

Bitch please, I take care of about 800 squared meters of fruit trees, shrubs and flowers that are part of the house I live in. I just don't get my knickers in a twist over mushrooms :lol: It's not that you garden, it's that you garden like a grandma....

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Bitch please, I take care of about 800 squared meters of fruit trees, shrubs and flowers that are part of the house I live in. I just don't get my knickers in a twist over mushrooms :lol: It's not that you garden, it's that you garden like a grandma....

Well excuuuuse me for not wanting fungus all over my flowers.

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He cant, but I sure can. 27e09a2b29811d4cd1c8599baa506b14.jpg

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I like the big bush.

I was growing similar years ago, and my neighbour got burgaled. I was away, but before the cops came to my neighbour, he climbed over to my garden and moved all my plants out of sight before the cops arrived. That is proper neighbourhood watch.

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This has got to be the best headline about that Twitter CEO resigning:

Big Dick pulls out, Jack's off into the hot seat: Twitter CEO quits

Board of directors hand job to cofounder as biz axes 140-character DM limit
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Birds World Cup.

Anyone watching it ? Deutscheland gotta be favourites, however, reckon those frauleins should be tested. They nearly all got bad spotty skin-sure sign of roids or testosterone injections.

That surface they are being forced to play on is an absolute crime.

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