Fulham Broadway 17,367 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 OscarNeymarNathanFredPeleBarberaDo Brazilians not have surnames, or are they all trimmed like their bushes ? Iggy Doonican, iseah100, Sidzeret and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iggy Doonican 4,186 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 OscarNeymarNathanFredPeleBarberaDo Brazilians not have surnames, or are they all trimmed like their bushes ?My mate is married to a Brazilian some of them are nicknames Pele for instance. I always laugh when i see that geyser who plays for Barcelona Pedro. Is it possible to have a more Spanish name?. It also reminds me of Viz where a full bush is called a barbers floor. And pubes sticking out of a birds knickers is called loose baccy (for our overseas friends that's when you roll a cigarette and there's tobacco sticking out of both ends). Fulham Broadway 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iseah100 5,612 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Are there any ginger brazilians? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray 9,441 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Are there any ginger brazilians?Ow yes.....[emoji9][emoji9][emoji9][emoji9][emoji9][emoji9][emoji9] iseah100 and Sidzeret 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iseah100 5,612 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Ow yes.....[emoji9][emoji9][emoji9][emoji9][emoji9][emoji9][emoji9]I love gingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fulham Broadway 17,367 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 My mate is married to a Brazilian some of them are nicknames Pele for instance. I always laugh when i see that geyser who plays for Barcelona Pedro. Is it possible to have a more Spanish name?. It also reminds me of Viz where a full bush is called a barbers floor. And pubes sticking out of a birds knickers is called loose baccy (for our overseas friends that's when you roll a cigarette and there's tobacco sticking out of both ends).Barbers floor Viz is still funny as fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 It ain't easy being this fabulous. Bitches can't handle my razzle dazzle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iggy Doonican 4,186 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Barbers floor Viz is still funny as fuckDon't read Viz as much as i used to my favourite thing recently was from the spoof letters page. This bloke writes '' Women think men can't multitask, that's not true this morning i had a shit and read the paper''. Fulham Broadway 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iseah100 5,612 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Hi guys Fulham Broadway 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fulham Broadway 17,367 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Don't read Viz as much as i used to my favourite thing recently was from the spoof letters page. This bloke writes '' Women think men can't multitask, that's not true this morning i had a shit and read the paper''.had a Top Tip printed in it years ago, after a run in with a club doorman. " Convince people youre a complete cunt by standing outside a nightclub wearing a black flightjacket and a bowtie" Iggy Doonican 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iggy Doonican 4,186 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 had a Top Tip printed in it years ago, after a run in with a club doorman. " Convince people youre a complete cunt by standing outside a nightclub wearing a black flightjacket and a bowtie"Excellent my son. And your right i've never seen anyone but bouncers wearing black fight jackets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dion 2,476 Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 OscarNeymarNathanFredPeleBarberaDo Brazilians not have surnames, or are they all trimmed like their bushes ?We usually have long surnames actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fulham Broadway 17,367 Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 We usually have long surnames actually.Like the man in orthopaedic shoes, I stand corrected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhino's Skin 972 Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 I want one of these...deffo toys for boys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iseah100 5,612 Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 We usually have long surnames actually.Dion Dos Santos Nascimento Da Silva Junior Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dion 2,476 Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Dion Dos Santos Nascimento Da Silva JuniorYeah, brazilian names are sort of like that. iseah100 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iggy Doonican 4,186 Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 I told my girlfriend that sex might be more exciting if she got a Brazilian.Now she's fucking a guy called Felipe Stingray and Fulham Broadway 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyikolajevics 2,713 Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 I told my girlfriend that sex might be more exciting if she got a Brazilian.Now she's fucking a guy called Felipe King11Didier 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madmax 9,219 Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Yup, pretty simple. Try to keep up, Jai... Oh sure, it's easy for you with your big engineer brain and your mighty beard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHOULO19 24,332 Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Oh sure, it's easy for you with your big engineer brain and your mighty beard.That's true, scientists engineers have shown that beards enhance IQ and memory capacity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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