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Anyway, I would like to apologize to @Rmpr. I'm cranky today because tomorrow I need to move homes, I'm not very good at anticipating and adapting to environment changes. I'm the kind of guy who dwells in his comfort zone and loathes any kind of change. Under normal circumstances I wouldn't have said what I said. Also, if it was not clear, I asked Leif the things I asked for shits and giggles, I didn't really expect him to respond in such great detail. But even if he did, I had no problem with that, because I'm a long member of a youth counselling forum where people anonymously talk openly about everything, including sexuality and anatomy. I'm already used to it and don't perceive it as a taboo or weird.

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Love you :wub:

Mate, there is really no need to apologise!

We are dudes talking on the internet, there is no big deal out of it. All I think is that is was really gay and I would never do such things, but I have no prejudice nor was I judging.

I talk much worse things with my friends, details I am ashamed that I shared, lol. Put I would never post it publically...

Everything alright?

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@leif

I am totally comfortable discussing your penis, its length and girth (which matters more, I have been told by the numerous women I have frequented in my life). Also the frequency of masturbation is a topic I quite enjoy from time to time. So no problem, mate!

One more thing: It is not the size of the wave that rocks the boat, but the motion of the ocean. Before you get to that act, it is all about confidence - even in a degree we men cannot comprehend! Dare to approach and touch is what I say!

With this wisdom left behind I will now google Babestation. Sounds quite stimulating.

Cheers, mate!

EDIT: Babestation is soft porn. Man up, Leif!

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Mate, there is really no need to apologise!

We are dudes talking on the internet, there is no big deal out of it. All I think is that is was really gay and I would never do such things, but I have no prejudice nor was I judging.

I talk much worse things with my friends, details I am ashamed that I shared, lol. Put I would never post it publically...

Everything alright?

True, it was gay :lol: And yeah everything's alright.

How can you want Cap back though? You joined well after he was kicked out. Man I miss him :cry: (even gayer)

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True, it was gay :lol: And yeah everything's alright.

How can you want Cap back though? You joined well after he was kicked out. Man I miss him :cry: (even gayer)

Who was Cap and what did he do on here. Ow, why was he kicked out?

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Who was Cap and what did he do on here. Ow, why was he kicked out?

He was a guy who got 7000 posts in 8 months. He was the only Kalou fan on the forum, he even changed his location to France after Kalou moved to Lille. He was a guy who changed his avatar more often than he brushed his teeth. He was a genuine Indian doctor, he could diagnose you with idiotism or retardation with ease through the internet. He was a guy who lived in a small town called 'Liverpool' and later moved to a new place in 'Tottenham' street. He was a guy who won MOTM in only his second month. He was a guy who ran several forum Olympic events during the summer, including the singing contest which I started (if you haven't heard it, you're missing out). He was a guy who would like your posts if you responded to him or if there was the slightest hint of his name in there. He was the most prolific liker this place has ever seen. He was a guy who unsuspectingly posted a sarcastic picture about Hillsborough, just to get hit with the ban hammer without any warning. It was premature and I will never forgive the fathers of this forum for jumping to this hasty decision.

He was like a bright shooting star appearing in the sky out of nowhere to grace the Earth with its beauty, just to fade away as quickly as it appeared. He was the soul, the mind, the body... everything.

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He was a guy who got 7000 posts in 8 months. He was the only Kalou fan on the forum, he even changed his location to France after Kalou moved to Lille. He was a guy who changed his avatar more often than he brushed his teeth. He was a genuine Indian doctor, he could diagnose you with idiotism or retardation with ease through the internet. He was a guy who lived in a small town called 'Liverpool' and later moved to a new place in 'Tottenham' street. He was a guy who won MOTM in only his second month. He was a guy who ran several forum Olympic events during the summer, including the singing contest which I started (if you haven't heard it, you're missing out). He was a guy who would like your posts if you responded to him or if there was the slightest hint of his name in there. He was the most prolific liker this place has ever seen. He was a guy who unsuspectingly posted a sarcastic picture about Hillsborough, just to get hit with the ban hammer without any warning. It was premature and I will never forgive the fathers of this forum for jumping to this hasty decision.

He was like a bright shooting star appearing in the sky out of nowhere to grace the Earth with its beauty, just to fade away as quickly as it appeared. He was the soul, the mind, the body... everything.

What a sad bastard...

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Luckily for me i only have 6629 in 8 months... :D

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He was a guy who got 7000 posts in 8 months. He was the only Kalou fan on the forum, he even changed his location to France after Kalou moved to Lille. He was a guy who changed his avatar more often than he brushed his teeth. He was a genuine Indian doctor, he could diagnose you with idiotism or retardation with ease through the internet. He was a guy who lived in a small town called 'Liverpool' and later moved to a new place in 'Tottenham' street. He was a guy who won MOTM in only his second month. He was a guy who ran several forum Olympic events during the summer, including the singing contest which I started (if you haven't heard it, you're missing out). He was a guy who would like your posts if you responded to him or if there was the slightest hint of his name in there. He was the most prolific liker this place has ever seen. He was a guy who unsuspectingly posted a sarcastic picture about Hillsborough, just to get hit with the ban hammer without any warning. It was premature and I will never forgive the fathers of this forum for jumping to this hasty decision.

He was like a bright shooting star appearing in the sky out of nowhere to grace the Earth with its beauty, just to fade away as quickly as it appeared. He was the soul, the mind, the body... everything.

Well we know who is going to be writing his biography... :halo:

He also wrote about 40 pages on why lance armstrong was guilty...

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He was a guy who got 7000 posts in 8 months. He was the only Kalou fan on the forum, he even changed his location to France after Kalou moved to Lille. He was a guy who changed his avatar more often than he brushed his teeth. He was a genuine Indian doctor, he could diagnose you with idiotism or retardation with ease through the internet. He was a guy who lived in a small town called 'Liverpool' and later moved to a new place in 'Tottenham' street. He was a guy who won MOTM in only his second month. He was a guy who ran several forum Olympic events during the summer, including the singing contest which I started (if you haven't heard it, you're missing out). He was a guy who would like your posts if you responded to him or if there was the slightest hint of his name in there. He was the most prolific liker this place has ever seen. He was a guy who unsuspectingly posted a sarcastic picture about Hillsborough, just to get hit with the ban hammer without any warning. It was premature and I will never forgive the fathers of this forum for jumping to this hasty decision.

He was like a bright shooting star appearing in the sky out of nowhere to grace the Earth with its beauty, just to fade away as quickly as it appeared. He was the soul, the mind, the body... everything.

Have you ever told him about your feelings? :whistling:

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When people stereotype Brits with bad teeth they are right.

I went to the dentist needing 11 filings....I had an X-ray and now need 18. I had 5 today. I hate the dentist. I hate being British. If I was American I'd have shiney white teeth :( wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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True, it was gay :lol: And yeah everything's alright.

How can you want Cap back though? You joined well after he was kicked out. Man I miss him :cry: (even gayer)

Hey is cap that guy who's posts I see everywhere (capriccosio something like that) he has a profile pic of Sri Lankan Cricket Player Muttiah Muralitharan

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