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[Spike 12,049]

Fucking brilliant weekend.

1. A terrible hangover on Saturday morning. I never ever get hangovers and I didn't even drink that much to warrant a hangover.

2. Friend zoned harder then ever before on Saturday. "You can come, Jake. But as a friend." WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? YOU FLIRT WITH ME FOR SEVERAL WEEKS AND TOP EVERYTHING OFF WITH THIS?

3. Had a rather nice BBQ with my mates, till they started watching Jersey fucking Shore.

4. Barely left the house on Sunday, not by choice, it's just that literally nothing was happening.

5. The dogs escaped the yard three times on Sunday.

6. I think I have some sort of sickness, I feel like shit.

I'm not even that upset or anything and that's what's bothering me the most.

[zolayes 14,489]

Fucking brilliant weekend.

1. A terrible hangover on Saturday morning. I never ever get hangovers and I didn't even drink that much to warrant a hangover.

2. Friend zoned harder then ever before on Saturday. "You can come, Jake. But as a friend." WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? YOU FLIRT WITH ME FOR SEVERAL WEEKS AND TOP EVERYTHING OFF WITH THIS?

3. Had a rather nice BBQ with my mates, till they started watching Jersey fucking Shore.

4. Barely left the house on Sunday, not by choice, it's just that literally nothing was happening.

5. The dogs escaped the yard three times on Sunday.

6. I think I have some sort of sickness, I feel like shit.

I'm not even that upset or anything and that's what's bothering me the most.

LMAO you are either in love or have morning sickness like Kate

[Spike 12,049]

LMAO you are either in love or have morning sickness like Kate

Probably morning sickness. Men don't feel love.

[Miracle 249]

Anyway of viewing streams on an Ipad as it has no flash player?

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

Fucking brilliant weekend.

1. A terrible hangover on Saturday morning. I never ever get hangovers and I didn't even drink that much to warrant a hangover.

2. Friend zoned harder then ever before on Saturday. "You can come, Jake. But as a friend." WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? YOU FLIRT WITH ME FOR SEVERAL WEEKS AND TOP EVERYTHING OFF WITH THIS?

3. Had a rather nice BBQ with my mates, till they started watching Jersey fucking Shore.

4. Barely left the house on Sunday, not by choice, it's just that literally nothing was happening.

5. The dogs escaped the yard three times on Sunday.

6. I think I have some sort of sickness, I feel like shit.

I'm not even that upset or anything and that's what's bothering me the most.

hehehehehehehehe

[OneMoSalah 8,799]

Fucking brilliant weekend.

1. A terrible hangover on Saturday morning. I never ever get hangovers and I didn't even drink that much to warrant a hangover.

2. Friend zoned harder then ever before on Saturday. "You can come, Jake. But as a friend." WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? YOU FLIRT WITH ME FOR SEVERAL WEEKS AND TOP EVERYTHING OFF WITH THIS?

3. Had a rather nice BBQ with my mates, till they started watching Jersey fucking Shore.

4. Barely left the house on Sunday, not by choice, it's just that literally nothing was happening.

5. The dogs escaped the yard three times on Sunday.

6. I think I have some sort of sickness, I feel like shit.

I'm not even that upset or anything and that's what's bothering me the most.

You think you had a bad weekend... my little cousin was staying and she randomly decided to go to the toilet, put a towel in the sink and run the taps full pelt flooding my bathroom which ultimately meant that water was running in through the kitchen roof as the bathroom is right above it so we had to fucking sit for about 3 hours wiping all the water up and take off the carpet and underlay of the bathroom and that. Then she has the cheek to blame me and then her little brother when we put her home even though he hadn't been in the house since about 2 pm. I think shes banned from the house, my mother went ape shit when I told her on the phone in tescos, she was that mad I had to turn the phone call volume down. The morale of the story is let little cousins no where near your house.

Also she has a history of trying to flood bathrooms apparently. Shes done it in two of my uncles bathrooms and did it to the school sinks in the toilets there to. Honestly what has she got against bathrooms and sinks. Fucking idiot she is.

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

You think you had a bad weekend... my little cousin was staying and she randomly decided to go to the toilet, put a towel in the sink and run the taps full pelt flooding my bathroom which ultimately meant that water was running in through the kitchen roof as the bathroom is right above it so we had to fucking sit for about 3 hours wiping all the water up and take off the carpet and underlay of the bathroom and that. Then she has the cheek to blame me and then her little brother when we put her home even though he hadn't been in the house since about 2 pm. I think shes banned from the house, my mother went ape shit when I told her on the phone in tescos, she was that mad I had to turn the phone call volume down. The morale of the story is let little cousins no where near your house.

Also she has a history of trying to flood bathrooms apparently. Shes done it in two of my uncles bathrooms and did it to the school sinks in the toilets there to. Honestly what has she got against bathrooms and sinks. Fucking idiot she is.

Could've been worse. She could've been an arsonist instead of a floodist!

[OneMoSalah 8,799]

Could've been worse. She could've been an arsonist instead of a floodist!

Lol. Very true... I think she should go to rehab and kick the habit of flooding bathrooms

[Laylabelle 9,395]

My weekend has pretty much been stay in bed drinking lemsip and feeling like complete and utter crap hopfully better for next weekend work do etc but then it'll probably just snow a stupid amount and end up stuck inside anyway...fingers crossed lol

[Rmpr 8,977]

YEAAAH, I just got my "likes" back!

Well, I gave them to all the posts I could remember. If anyone is missing, sorry, you will forever have -1 in your reputation.

[Strike 7,265]

down with a viral. reading the usual shyte at the pub all morning. Spike and Ryan, lol

[Spike 12,049]

@, I got FRIEND ZONED BY A GIRL THAT WAS FLIRTING WITH ME FOR WEEKS. SHE ASKED ME ON A DATE FIRST AND THEN CANCELED THEN I ASKED HER ON A DATE SHE AGREED BUT THEN SAID SHE COULDN'T GO BECAUSE SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND. She is so damn attractive too. FUUCK. It's like getting an erection only for some wise ass to kick your square in the balls.

You don't know me, you don't know what I'm about.

hehehehehehehehe

Hahahahahahahaha. Oh wait, I'm laughing at myself.

[Term-X 7,891]

^ Love how they have that famous photo of the world leaders watching the CL final at our cobham training ground.

[Peppen 934]

Dunno if it's the right place to put it, but it says everything is allowed, so the heck with it!

If someone capable of a high level of German isn't doing anything, I would appreciate if he would help me with my German essay. I would be willing to assist in anyway I can in return, but since Danish is not that interesting for most internationals, I suppose that is out of the question. My English levels are fine, so that would be an option. Anyways, PM me if you speak da Germs, greatly appreciated!

[TacticalBlues 2,817]

Slept for most of the day:

[fAnta 107]

^ Love how they have that famous photo of the world leaders watching the CL final at our cobham training ground.

love that.

[NishC300 1,865]

I will miss school.

It is only the first 2 classes and it ends on friday, no big deal!

first 2 classes? Isn't the match on Thursday 10:30 UK time (12:30 here)

[Rmpr 8,977]

first 2 classes? Isn't the match on Thursday 10:30 UK time (12:30 here)

7:30/8:30 in Brazil....

Also, my college schedule is not very simple. Sometimes I only have classes in the morning, others in the afternoon, etc.