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Fucking brilliant weekend.

1. A terrible hangover on Saturday morning. I never ever get hangovers and I didn't even drink that much to warrant a hangover.

2. Friend zoned harder then ever before on Saturday. "You can come, Jake. But as a friend." WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? YOU FLIRT WITH ME FOR SEVERAL WEEKS AND TOP EVERYTHING OFF WITH THIS?

3. Had a rather nice BBQ with my mates, till they started watching Jersey fucking Shore.

4. Barely left the house on Sunday, not by choice, it's just that literally nothing was happening.

5. The dogs escaped the yard three times on Sunday.

6. I think I have some sort of sickness, I feel like shit.

I'm not even that upset or anything and that's what's bothering me the most.

hehehehehehehehe

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Fucking brilliant weekend.

1. A terrible hangover on Saturday morning. I never ever get hangovers and I didn't even drink that much to warrant a hangover.

2. Friend zoned harder then ever before on Saturday. "You can come, Jake. But as a friend." WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? YOU FLIRT WITH ME FOR SEVERAL WEEKS AND TOP EVERYTHING OFF WITH THIS?

3. Had a rather nice BBQ with my mates, till they started watching Jersey fucking Shore.

4. Barely left the house on Sunday, not by choice, it's just that literally nothing was happening.

5. The dogs escaped the yard three times on Sunday.

6. I think I have some sort of sickness, I feel like shit.

I'm not even that upset or anything and that's what's bothering me the most.

You think you had a bad weekend... my little cousin was staying and she randomly decided to go to the toilet, put a towel in the sink and run the taps full pelt flooding my bathroom which ultimately meant that water was running in through the kitchen roof as the bathroom is right above it so we had to fucking sit for about 3 hours wiping all the water up and take off the carpet and underlay of the bathroom and that. Then she has the cheek to blame me and then her little brother when we put her home even though he hadn't been in the house since about 2 pm. I think shes banned from the house, my mother went ape shit when I told her on the phone in tescos, she was that mad I had to turn the phone call volume down. The morale of the story is let little cousins no where near your house.

Also she has a history of trying to flood bathrooms apparently. Shes done it in two of my uncles bathrooms and did it to the school sinks in the toilets there to. Honestly what has she got against bathrooms and sinks. Fucking idiot she is.

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You think you had a bad weekend... my little cousin was staying and she randomly decided to go to the toilet, put a towel in the sink and run the taps full pelt flooding my bathroom which ultimately meant that water was running in through the kitchen roof as the bathroom is right above it so we had to fucking sit for about 3 hours wiping all the water up and take off the carpet and underlay of the bathroom and that. Then she has the cheek to blame me and then her little brother when we put her home even though he hadn't been in the house since about 2 pm. I think shes banned from the house, my mother went ape shit when I told her on the phone in tescos, she was that mad I had to turn the phone call volume down. The morale of the story is let little cousins no where near your house.

Also she has a history of trying to flood bathrooms apparently. Shes done it in two of my uncles bathrooms and did it to the school sinks in the toilets there to. Honestly what has she got against bathrooms and sinks. Fucking idiot she is.

Could've been worse. She could've been an arsonist instead of a floodist!

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@, I got FRIEND ZONED BY A GIRL THAT WAS FLIRTING WITH ME FOR WEEKS. SHE ASKED ME ON A DATE FIRST AND THEN CANCELED THEN I ASKED HER ON A DATE SHE AGREED BUT THEN SAID SHE COULDN'T GO BECAUSE SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND. She is so damn attractive too. FUUCK. It's like getting an erection only for some wise ass to kick your square in the balls.

You don't know me, you don't know what I'm about.

hehehehehehehehe

Hahahahahahahaha. Oh wait, I'm laughing at myself.

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Dunno if it's the right place to put it, but it says everything is allowed, so the heck with it!

If someone capable of a high level of German isn't doing anything, I would appreciate if he would help me with my German essay. I would be willing to assist in anyway I can in return, but since Danish is not that interesting for most internationals, I suppose that is out of the question. My English levels are fine, so that would be an option. Anyways, PM me if you speak da Germs, greatly appreciated! ;)

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Teachers because your late? Won't they be angry?

Oh, no!

I have 8 classes on Thursday. My first 2 are at 8:00-9:40 (chemestry 2), then my other class start at 11:00 (calculus 3). I will arrive between that free period, so it will be like I missed chemestry. Each class takes place in each professor`s room/lab and it aint like school, whe every subject is in that same period. At the begining of the semester I receive a calendar with my obrigatory subjects, they can be at any time between 8am-5pm, if I want to atend any other class or sport in any of my free time, I can. It is a bit crazy, but it is cool, we can do a lot of fun things in between (dota championship, robot fight, aeromodelism, etc).

They only ask you to have 75% of presence and 60% of grade in all subjects. I have a GPA of 8.9/10 and almost 94% of presence, it is all fine.

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