Chelsea Chants

[Ray. 217]

Adebayor, Adebayor give him a passport and he'll bring back 10 more!

Dimitar, Dimitar his mum washes windscreens on the north circular!

Dimitar, Dimitar his dad is a rapist in Bulgaria!

The elephant man, the elephant man, Joleon Lescott, the elephant man!

Thanks guys for all of these, I don't know how you keep with them all as there are sooo many. I'll stick to learning the more common ones for now and look at the others when I become a little more experienced

Edited September 29, 2009 by Blueray

[Ray. 217]

I just read this on the Chelsea supporters group website. What do people think? I'm shocked, but not surprised. It makes me feel that I'm going to have to be careful before I open my mouth. I don't want to have to feel like that, as I feel that chanting enhances my experience at a match.

Warning To All Chelsea Fans –

Two Chelsea fans appeared in court today charged with offensive/racist chanting after being arrested at the Spurs game singing "If you don't do the bouncy you're a Y*d"

A Spurs fan will appear tomorrow charged with the same thing after singing "Y*d Army" All are potentially looking at 3 year football banning orders if found guilty, (confirmed 29/09 two Chelsea fans were given 3 year banning orders from all football grounds in the country!), along with any other punishment the court may impose.

After many warnings the club/police appear to be taking action.

source - chelseasupportersgroup.net

Edited October 2, 2009 by Blueray

[Kez 2,727]

[Ray. 217]

It makes you think doesn't it?

[ZanSnake 1,211]

[BlueLion. 21,491]

I was singing that down the high street in my village with my dad after the Spurs game

[Ray. 217]

OK so if it's illegal to use the 'Y' word what do we chant instead. Everytime I listen to Who's that Team They Call the Chelsea on Fan Chants I can't quite make out what's chanted after the line, Barcelona, Reall Madrid, Tottenham are a load of Y....

My bad, I've worked this out

Edited October 4, 2009 by Blueray

[Lampy 110]

Here's one I made out:

LUKAKU, LUKAKU, LUKAKU,

WHO? WHO?

LUKAKU, LUKAKU, LUKAKU!

WHO? WHO ?

ROMELU, ROMELU, ROMELU?

WHO? WHO ?

ROMELU, ROMELU, ROMELU?

WHO? WHO ?

LUKAKU, LUKAKU, LUKAKU,

AYYYYAAYAYYIYAAAH ! (African tribal cry)

And you basically do the All Blacks dance the whole time. SO FIRECE. If like everyone does this it will be sick.

Ha, tell me what you think.

[Lampy 110]

He's a spanish conquistador, MATA !

At the bridge he scores galore, MATA!

Fucks rooney's wife cause she's a whore, MATA!

That's why we love MATATATA !

Ha, i know that one needs work. I'll make youtube vids of me singing them and post them up.

[The Emperor 0]

The sh**e MPs
They stole his boat
But Abramovich 
He underwrote 
He got the call from the Premiership,
And said fuck off I’m fucking rich,
And he hates Tottenham, he hates Tottenham, 
He hates Tottenham and he hates Tottenham...

[The Emperor 0]

The sh**e MPs

They stole his boat

But Abramovich 

He’d underwrote 

Then got the call from the Premiership,

He said fuck off I’m fucking rich,

And he hates Tottenham, he hates Tottenham, 

He hates Tottenham and he hates Tottenham...

[The Emperor 0]

That version is better