Macheda Will be a Huge ArseHole

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MACHEDA COULD BE 'FIRST CLASS, MONEY-GRABBING ARSEHOLE'

FEDERICO Macheda has the potential to become one of the greediest tossposts in the Premier League, his agent said last night.

Macheda is looking forward to making his coach very angry about Real Madrid

Julian Cook said the Manchester United striker was a 'really exciting talent' who, with the right guidance, would just get more and more selfish and obsessed with money with every passing year.

The Italian has burst onto the scene at Old Trafford by becoming only the 4825th striker to score against both Aston Villa and Sunderland.

Macheda said: "Already I put myself way before my team. My hair looks like a deep-fried kitten and I am happy to be paid no more than the GDP of Sweden, or maybe Portugal."

The striker hopes to sign a five-year contract worth £1m a month, which he then plans to renege on for more money some time in 2011.

He is already in talks with several clubs he intends to betray United fans for, and has lined up top-flight denials from Juventus, Barcelona and AC Milan.

Cook moved into football representation from the music industry, where he negotiated a six-album, £12m deal for Spanish novelty band Las Ketchup following their hit 'The Ketchup Song'.

He insisted Macheda's contract is 'good for the club, good for the fans and good for my childish obsession with absurdly expensive cars'.

Meanwhile Lazio have lodged a formal complaint regarding United's handling of Macheda. A spokesman said: "They treat the boy like a piece of meat when he was contracted to be our piece of meat for another two years."

[BlueLion. 21,491]

LMFAO Haha brilliant

[Drogba11CFC 108]

Haha hilarious :lol:

[Ollie 4,400]

lol great stuff But i've got a feeling i'm gonna end up hating this guy more than i hate fabregas or ronaldo. Ronaldo is gonna leave in the summer anyway and this little prick is gonna take over

[Alee. 182]

Lol love it..

[terry26 6]

Omg that's brilliant

[chrismada9 1,948]

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Hilarious :lol: