Fulham Broadway 17,367 Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 Theyve got the biggest knobs... and sings Fuck Off Robinho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diskoviolente 425 Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 and you work out that Michael Essien always seems to be able to find a piece of the pitch that the Useless Scum either hadn’t noticed or were frightened of. Love it ! Good man, good man ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fulham Broadway 17,367 Posted March 23, 2009 Author Share Posted March 23, 2009 Love him or hate him he has a way with words -and at least he joined in with the singing ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diskoviolente 425 Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 Most of the comment-writers below the text are hating him, i guess. Is he some kind of troubleshooter ? Some sort of cliffhanger for The Times ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fulham Broadway 17,367 Posted March 23, 2009 Author Share Posted March 23, 2009 Most of the comment-writers below the text are hating him, i guess. Is he some kind of troubleshooter ? Some sort of cliffhanger for The Times ? He presents Top Gear , a car programme on BBC, and is always controversial. Top Gear is like D-Motor on German TV... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manson17 0 Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 I can't believe I actually read that. But that was actually very good, and I can now show that to some friends here in Aus who support that stupid bloody sport Australian Rules Football. Very good article, and good to hear he supports Chelsea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott 7 Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 That article was fucking hilarious and I love the way Jeremy Clarkson writes. I've got one of his books and I love it, gotta get the others too. After the game I was taken to the Chelsea dressing room so that I could admire all the players’ penises – many were very enormous indeed. Then you have the Charlton fans who travelled down the M4 to Reading recently and, having failed to think of any suitable abuse, came up with: “What’s it like to live in Wales?” I also like how he noticed so quickly the subtle skills of the midfielder, which are perhaps less obvious than a winger being able to cross and a striker being able to shoot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueLion. 21,491 Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 Fucking brilliant article Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kez 2,727 Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 Omg i absolutely love this he is a legend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5354 204 Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 hahaha the article is funny shiat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oxfordblues 299 Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 loved the end bit,gr8 read. So there we are, then. I am now a football fan. I know this because in one afternoon I learnt I’m not a football fan at all. I’m a fan of Chelsea. Chelsea are the only team that can play. Chelsea players have by far the most impressive reproductive organs. Stamford Bridge is my church. The men who play there are my Gods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gary gordon 1,777 Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 That article was gold! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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