We play the scumboes soon...

[Drogba11CFC 108]

Heeeeeeeey hey Gerrard

Ooh Aah

I wanna koo-oo-ow if you'll drop the soap

This one from Laylabelle's sig:

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard

He runs over kids in his car

He bottles dj's in bars

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard

Steven Gerrard is a chav

Is a chav

Is a chav

Steven Gerrard is a chav, he thumps DJs.

Get your chants in people! This could turn out to be a lot of fun...

[Shane 2,275]

Steven Gerrard, Gerrard,

In Jail you won't fucking cope,

Your gonna drop the soap,

Steven Gerrard, Gerrard.

[chrismada9 1,948]

At Steven Gerrard:

You're supposed...

You're supposed...

You're supposed to be in jail

You're supposed to be in jail

[Laylabelle 9,408]

He's court date is Friday so might not be Gerrard there to sing them to..doubt it though.Still heheh

Hope Everton fans are having fun tonight

[chrismada9 1,948]

HAHAHAAH!!! Liverpool are a load of shit!! Nice one Everton!!

COME ON Chelsea!!!!!!!

[Laylabelle 9,408]

HAHAHA I love it!!I dont care Man you are top I hope if we dont win it they do to shut the whole '18 times we're amazing yap'

And after a 2page spread on fucking Torres hehehe couldnt come at a better time hopfully wont have to read about them so much now!

[diskoviolente 425]

Gerrard, Gerrard

You go down

You go down

6 years in jail

Never seen again

[chrismada9 1,948]

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard

________________________ <---- someone fill this space in?? I can't think of anything

he's scouse and he's going to jail

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard

[diskoviolente 425]

well, there is nothing else to mention, CJ

[Drogba11CFC 108]

"I want to sign for Utd" said Torres, Torres

"Fuck Off," they said, "We want to sign Tevez, Tevez"

So then he had to sign for the scouse

And when he plays they'll clean out his house

Fernando Torres, Liverpool's full of crime

[TylerCFC 7]

"I want to sign for Utd" said Torres, Torres

"Fuck Off," they said, "We want to sign Tevez, Tevez"

So then he had to sign for the scouse

And when he plays they'll clean out his house

Fernando Torres, Liverpool's full of crime

Thats a good one.

[Shane 2,275]

"I want to sign for Utd" said Torres, Torres

"Fuck Off," they said, "We want to sign Tevez, Tevez"

So then he had to sign for the scouse

And when he plays they'll clean out his house

Fernando Torres, Liverpool's full of crime

MAKE THAT CHANT FAMOUS!

[Kez 2,727]

Haha I agree get singing it!

[Laylabelle 9,408]

"I want to sign for Utd" said Torres, Torres

"Fuck Off," they said, "We want to sign Tevez, Tevez"

So then he had to sign for the scouse

And when he plays they'll clean out his house

Fernando Torres, Liverpool's full of crime

LOL!!!

Not so much about the prison do but catchy stuff from Everton fans:

You put your transfer in your transfer out,

In out in out you f*ck your club about,

You do the Stevie Gerrard and you change your mind,

That's what it's all about…

[Kez 2,727]

Hahah Love it!!