The Next Manager?

[DDA 9,924]

I feel depressed.

[Special Juan 28,100]

He will be sacked after we get beat by City on Sunday, don't worry.

[Jase 43,479]

4 hours ago, Special Juan said:

He will be sacked after we get beat by City on Sunday, don't worry.

It would be the most Chelsea thing ever if we somehow beat City on Sunday and prolong our suffering with Sarriball.

[Special Juan 28,100]

Just now, Jason said:

It would be the most Chelsea thing ever if we somehow beat City on Sunday and prolong our suffering with Sarriball.

I'm struggling to see how we beat Malmo never mind City.

[Jase 43,479]

Just now, Special Juan said:

I'm struggling to see how we beat Malmo never mind City.

This is Chelsea we're talking about. We like to surprise people when you least expect it but not that I'm holding out for hope or anything like that. 

[Special Juan 28,100]

Just now, Jason said:

This is Chelsea we're talking about. We like to surprise people when you least expect it but not that I'm holding out for hope or anything like that. 

I think if we get beat 4-0 it shows we are improving.

[Vesper 30,090]

2 minutes ago, Special Juan said:

I'm struggling to see how we beat Malmo never mind City.

we should dispatch Malmö

but I have a real problem seeing us beating (in our current state)

Napoli (they have to be the favourites overall, a superior team to us, the only players we have who would start are Kepa, Rudiger, Kante, and Hazard (either he or Isigne would have to move to the RW)

Inter (provided they sort Icardi)

Sevilla (provided they knock out Lazio, and they are up nil 1 going back home)

 

and will perhaps struggle mightily with

 

Arsenal

RB Salzburg (if they beat Brugge (who won one nil at home, and have a couple superb players), remember they DESTROYED RB Leipzig

Eintracht Frankfurt

Bayer Leverkusen

Benfica

perhaps even

Valencia

Villarreal

we REALLY need a lucky draw

IF we 

had to go through

4 of those first 8 teams, including 2 or all 3 of the first 3

there is almost no chance we win

KILLS me to say that, just kills me!

my dog how far we have fallen

[mccg 1,528]

Zidane's conditions to replace Sarri at Chelsea

https://www.calciomercato.com/en/news/zidane-s-conditions-to-replace-sarri-at-chelsea-64785

[BlueLion. 21,491]

Get JT in, if the players underperform he can shag their wives.

[Laylabelle 9,534]

3 hours ago, Special Juan said:

I think if we get beat 4-0 it shows we are improving.

Exactly!!! Or 6-1!

Probably beat city and delay it for a game. Spurs after.. 

[mccg 1,528]

Zinedine Zidane and Frank Lampard considered to replace Maurizio Sarri at Chelsea

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11668/11642235/zinedine-zidane-frank-lampard-considered-to-replace-maurizio-sarri-at-chelsea

[ChelseaFanUK 1,014]

Sunday or Spurs will decide his fate it looks like

 

Malmo is irrelevant. We arent losing to them.  Although last Thursday, if that was anyone decent we'd have lost by 2 or 3

[Unionjack 7,531]

9 hours ago, mccg said:

Zinedine Zidane and Frank Lampard considered to replace Maurizio Sarri at Chelsea

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11668/11642235/zinedine-zidane-frank-lampard-considered-to-replace-maurizio-sarri-at-chelsea

Don't think either are equipped to do it.

ZZ might have the skills to deal with divas but hes never had to re build a team and thats what we will need if only for contracts running out and leavers. Not including all the ones that need upgrading!

The jobs far too big for Frank. Maybe as a number 2 but not on his own.

Magic Box the same. Hes just not good enough to be full manager here.

I really don't know who to suggest!

[coolhead23 1,147]

On 2/12/2019 at 7:22 PM, kellzfresh said:

I think these players need to be consulted to choose the coach they want 

Great!!! First push these assholes out then Sarri. 

[gdlk 286]

I bet heavyweights are Alonso, Azpi, Luis, Barkley, not sure for Pedro, Willian and Kante.. But man same story all over again.