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1 hour ago, robsblubot said:

don't know why he's so happy. He will play a lot less next season (same for Pulisic).

Many times the attack will be Mount, Lukaku, and Kai

I think he'll relish playing alongside another CF (should Tuchel field them both) instead of playing alone. He regularly played with Poulsen at Leipzing IIRC. 

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Really taking the piss now 

Werner has never been the most clinical of players. Last season in the Bundesliga he recorded 20 big chances missed, only second to Lewandowski at 24. That said, it comes with the territory. He's

A bit of class by RB Leipzig by posting the 'one step beyond' and now saying "Look after him for us, we will be rooting for Frank's young guns next season" Classy as fuck

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7 hours ago, Vesper said:

 

I have had you blocked for ages and now see (as your dross stills show up when people quote reply to you) that your gobby arse is back to pollute this board once again with sub-room temperature IQ ramblings, all backed up with a particularly pathetic type of aggressively anti-social Billy Big Bollocks posturing.

Apparently I can still reply to you, so here it goes!

 

To a cleverclogs wanker (pro-tip, that is you m8),

You are, without a doubt, the worst, most ill-informed football poster on TC for my entire time here, as well as being a True Cunt© of a person.

You literally are a prime example of the the Dunning-Kruger effect, a type of cognitive bias in which people like you believe that they are smarter and more capable than they really are.

Essentially, low ability, low intelligence people such as yourself do not possess the skills needed to recognize their own incompetence.

Your combination of poor self-awareness and low cognitive ability leads you to overestimate your own capabilities and knowledge base.

In short, you are simply too dull a knife to realise you could not slice warm butter, yet you think you are a industrial diamond gang saw blade, capable of cutting though stone.

You cannot even spell Timmy Mallett correctly on your own bloody profile. 

 

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Warning_Hazard = Peak of 'Mount Stupid' Stage

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TTFN,

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Brilliant.

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7 hours ago, Vesper said:

 

I have had you blocked for ages and now see (as your dross stills show up when people quote reply to you) that your gobby arse is back to pollute this board once again with sub-room temperature IQ ramblings, all backed up with a particularly pathetic type of aggressively anti-social Billy Big Bollocks posturing.

Apparently I can still reply to you, so here it goes!

 

To a cleverclogs wanker (pro-tip, that is you m8),

You are, without a doubt, the worst, most ill-informed football poster on TC for my entire time here, as well as being a True Cunt© of a person.

You literally are a prime example of the the Dunning-Kruger effect, a type of cognitive bias in which people like you believe that they are smarter and more capable than they really are.

Essentially, low ability, low intelligence people such as yourself do not possess the skills needed to recognize their own incompetence.

Your combination of poor self-awareness and low cognitive ability leads you to overestimate your own capabilities and knowledge base.

In short, you are simply too dull a knife to realise you could not slice warm butter, yet you think you are a industrial diamond gang saw blade, capable of cutting though stone.

You cannot even spell Timmy Mallett correctly on your own bloody profile. 

 

ed94c90957a13118b2f64321010a6eb9.png <<< FAIL 91e2096e6bfe3b0f80541df83aa123cc.png  

 

 

Warning_Hazard = Peak of 'Mount Stupid' Stage

File:Dunning–Kruger Effect 01.svg - Wikimedia Commons

 

TTFN,

Vesper

Wooh!

If you dont mind, what is your line of work? ... related to psychology

 

P.S. Just out of curiosity 

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8 hours ago, Vesper said:

 

I have had you blocked for ages and now see (as your dross stills show up when people quote reply to you) that your gobby arse is back to pollute this board once again with sub-room temperature IQ ramblings, all backed up with a particularly pathetic type of aggressively anti-social Billy Big Bollocks posturing.

Apparently I can still reply to you, so here it goes!

 

To a cleverclogs wanker (pro-tip, that is you m8),

You are, without a doubt, the worst, most ill-informed football poster on TC for my entire time here, as well as being a True Cunt© of a person.

You literally are a prime example of the the Dunning-Kruger effect, a type of cognitive bias in which people like you believe that they are smarter and more capable than they really are.

Essentially, low ability, low intelligence people such as yourself do not possess the skills needed to recognize their own incompetence.

Your combination of poor self-awareness and low cognitive ability leads you to overestimate your own capabilities and knowledge base.

In short, you are simply too dull a knife to realise you could not slice warm butter, yet you think you are a industrial diamond gang saw blade, capable of cutting though stone.

You cannot even spell Timmy Mallett correctly on your own bloody profile. 

 

ed94c90957a13118b2f64321010a6eb9.png <<< FAIL 91e2096e6bfe3b0f80541df83aa123cc.png  

 

 

Warning_Hazard = Peak of 'Mount Stupid' Stage

File:Dunning–Kruger Effect 01.svg - Wikimedia Commons

 

TTFN,

Vesper

vesper I'm not having this, cut out the personal insults immediately.

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5 minutes ago, Special Juan said:

vesper I'm not having this, cut out the personal insults immediately.

What in the hell, I have her/him ignored but logging out I can see this post.

Im 100% Chelsea and im getting attacked by a couple of posters constantly for anything i say even when other people agree with me

Toxic as haha wtf

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55 minutes ago, coolhead23 said:

Wooh!

If you dont mind, what is your line of work? ... related to psychology

 

P.S. Just out of curiosity 

Financial/supply chain risk analysis, plus historical/current  subjective analysis (mostly geo-political/geo-socioeconomic/geo-cultural) for a medium sized multinational financial firm. I try and spot trends, both micro and macro, and then attempt to find ways (with obvious aid from a team of co-workers) to leverage profitability from those informational foundations.

I've no degree in psychology, but have taken multiple classes in it at undergrad and master levels, mostly quantitative, cognitive, and cultural psych, things that I could put into my toolkit for other fields and endeavours. My educational theory of self is to cast a broad net, develop a path based off those explorations and learnings, and then drill down specifically into knowledge sets that I determine to be most germane to what I desire to be my endgame. I started out uni reading in history of fashion, curatorial science, and retail management (I think echoes of that can be seen in my posts in my little Fashion, Art, Design, Lifestyle section here) and ended up VERY far afield from those areas, lol.

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1 minute ago, Vesper said:

Financial/supply chain risk analysis, plus historical/current  subjective analysis (mostly geo-political/geo-socioeconomic/geo-cultural) for a medium sized multinational financial firm. I try and spot trends, both micro and macro, and then attempt to find ways (with obvious aid from a team of co-workers) to leverage profitability from those informational foundations.

I've no degree in psychology, but have taken multiple classes in it at undergrad and master levels, mostly quantitative, cognitive, and cultural psych, things that I could put into my toolkit for other fields and endeavours. My educational theory of self is to cast a broad net, develop a path based off those explorations and learnings, and then drill down specifically into knowledge sets that I determine to be most germane to what I desire to be my endgame. I started out uni reading in history of fashion, curatorial science, and retail management (I think echoes of that can be seen in my posts in my little Fashion, Art, Design, Lifestyle section here) and ended up VERY far afield from those areas, lol.

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28 minutes ago, Warning_Hazard said:

What in the hell, I have her/him ignored but logging out I can see this post.

Im 100% Chelsea and im getting attacked by a couple of posters constantly for anything i say even when other people agree with me

Toxic as haha wtf

Just leave it with me now, I will not have it fatting out topics with constant slagging matches.

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35 minutes ago, Special Juan said:

vesper I'm not having this, cut out the personal insults immediately.

cool, just wanted to have my say on the matter, they are still on block

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58 minutes ago, Mana said:

What in the world. Lukaku hasn't even touched the ball since his return to us and you're slagging him off. At least wait a few games before you rant about Lukaku about whatever.

Same apllies to the opposite surely?

Its all speculation ofc

Whether he ends up being brilliant or a wet fart in the breeze we just dont know which is what im saying.

Pinning our hopes he turns us into an absolute machine I think is a tad naive but listen according to a few on here im a worthless arse supporting know nothing bully!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I do usually trust your opinions mana, Just a little hesitant to pile all me money on lukaku

I think Timo will have more success this year because we will have lukaku, same for our front pack as he will draw the CB's and open up spaces for the lads out wide.

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5 hours ago, Special Juan said:

Just leave it with me now, I will not have it fatting out topics with constant slagging matches.

Let them fight, SJ. It's all very amusing...

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44 minutes ago, MoroccanBlue said:

Can someone explain to me how having Lukaku in the side magically improves Werner's composure and instinctiveness in front of goal?

Because Lukaku will channel his inner mojo and Werner will end up scoring 100+ goals this season. 🙃

In all seriousness, has anyone actually said what you said?

Think we can all agree that having Lukaku in the side means he's the main goalscorer now and it will take the pressure off the others. However, it doesn't mean the others shouldn't be scoring and it's down to Werner and the rest to produce at least a decent conversion rate this time around. 

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8 minutes ago, Special Juan said:

Not when it's clogging up threads, pointless and laborious. 

Seriously, just let them fight. If they keep on going like forever, we can just drop the ban hammer on them. We admins need some fun too.

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1 minute ago, Special Juan said:

Shut the fuck up you melt.

Oh fun you said...

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The ban hammers are collecting dust. Need to use it for real at some point...

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