Andy Carroll

[ChelseaFanUK 1,014]

I would genuinely not be surprised if the fucker scored on his debut.  Bullet header off a corner

[BMox81 193]

And the fall from grace is complete.

This is it people-this is the level of player we are now getting.

[The Skipper 20,593]

If we must go for a “cheap” English targetman can’t we even go for Chelsea fan Charlie Austin instead? Jesus. 

[edetarod 2,155]

Is this really happening?

[Alabama 1,992]

Just now, edetarod said:

Is this really happening?

absolutely...

[lucio 5,418]

seriously guys  , overacting here . need to look at the bigger picture. He's only going to be a backup. He's about 1 month younger than Sanchez, so he's one for the future. And I doubt Alexis would be up for watching darts with Cahill, or betting on the horses with Danny or Ross. You have to think of that aspect too.

[Alabama 1,992]

From Sandro to Zappacosta

From Tolisso to Bakayoko

From Lemar to fucking Andy Carrol..

what a time to be a chelsea fan....how are the mighty fallen...I will urge Conte to leave the club immediately the January transfer window is over...he shouldnt wait the summer...the way we are going...we wont make top four

[Pizy 18,415]

Conte is leaving this summer. I'm 100% convinced he'll be off to a club with ambition and one which will actually buy him his top choices in the market. Then the new manager will be stuck with the signings our board have made.

FFS, imagine if Morata picks up a big injury and we'd have to line up against Barca/City/United/Liverpool etc with Andy fucking Carroll up top. Oh god...

[DYC. 7,542]

This is inspiring me though. If I were to purchase a donkey and give it a kit and boots, I could probably sell it to Chelsea and make silly money.

Buy a house somewhere near the beach. Chilling and plotting with a fine female companion, playing Did You See in the background. Ahh...

[Laylabelle 9,381]

1 minute ago, Pizy said:

Conte is leaving this summer. I'm 100% convinced he'll be off to a club with ambition and one which will actually buy him his top choices in the market. Then the new manager will be stuck with the signings our board have made.

FFS, imagine if Morata picks up a big injury and we'd have to line up against Barca/City/United/Liverpool etc with Andy fucking Carroll up top. Oh god...

If he's only usually playing 27 games a season maybe won't have that problem.. Just a crazy amount for someone so injury prone

[Unionjack 7,531]

5 hours ago, Sovieticus said:

I was pretty suicidal recently to due various life reasons. or drug myself with.

Been there decided there weren't enough that can do the job.

Srill have a bit of optimism that AC2 (AC1=Andreas) might work out so I'll cut him a break for awhile. But must be right cause Matt Law says

Chelsea approach West Ham about signing Andy Carroll on permanent deal

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2018/01/16/chelsea-approach-west-ham-signing-andy-carroll-permanent-deal/

[Vybzkartel 284]

Im done Roman should fucken sell the club.  WTF ???????????

[Vybzkartel 284]

21 minutes ago, lucio said:

seriously guys  , overacting here . need to look at the bigger picture. He's only going to be a backup. He's about 1 month younger than Sanchez, so he's one for the future. And I doubt Alexis would be up for watching darts with Cahill, or betting on the horses with Danny or Ross. You have to think of that aspect too.

This is what is wrong with our fan base. How are we accepting mediocracy like this?? I dont care if he is 5th choice he is fucking not good enough for CFC period 

[petre.ispirescu 4,928]

Get in! 

Do you know when tickets for the Champions League Final go on sale? 

[The Skipper 20,593]

7 minutes ago, Vybzkartel said:

This is what is wrong with our fan base. How are we accepting mediocracy like this?? I dont care if he is 5th choice he is fucking not good enough for CFC period 

He’s being sarcastic. 

[Pizy 18,415]

So, over or under 2 goals this season for him?

[Polo7 3,496]

Its not even that he is shit that bothers me, he is always fucked injured. The fuck are they thinking.

[Jase 43,479]