Chelsea 3-1 AC Milan

[Blue_Fox_ 2,086]

You know we are really fucked when Ivanovic comes on in a desperate attempt to defend better.
I just feel contempt for this team right now.

[Sir Mikel OBE 4,744]

Jesus christ take Willian off for Cuadrado please.

[Chelsea Buzz 487]

1 minute ago, Sir Mikel OBE said:

Jesus christ take Willian off for Cuadrado please.

Willian is a turnover machine tonight. Really looks bad.

[nono 791]

Better get an upgrade on my health insurance because watching Willian play next season for 38 games is surely going to give me brain cancer.

[The Chels 2,502]

1 minute ago, Blue_Fox_ said:

You know we are really fucked when Ivanovic comes on in a desperate attempt to defend better.
I just feel contempt for this team right now.

Don't be sad. The Ivanovic-Cahill-Terry-Azpi defence is back  

[nono 791]

Just now, The Chels said:

Don't be sad. The Ivanovic-Cahill-Terry-Azpi defence is back  

[Sir Mikel OBE 4,744]

Penalty!!!!

[Chelsea Buzz 487]

Bats is quick, but looks unsure of his finish and pulls the ball back so far in preseason.

[Sir Mikel OBE 4,744]

The fuck is Oscar taking our penalties for?

[Blue_Fox_ 2,086]

Only way we could've scored

[Chelsea Buzz 487]

Oscar again on the PK? Really? He stinks. Scores this time.

[nono 791]

1 minute ago, Sir Mikel OBE said:

The fuck is Oscar taking our penalties for?

Looks like a farewell game imo.

[Blue_Fox_ 2,086]

Why is Oscar still taking penalties? Is Hazard still sulking and forgot his balls sack at home?

[Sir Mikel OBE 4,744]

Hazard looks absolutely amazing.

[Chelsea4 1,521]

OSCAR!

[The Chels 2,502]

39 minutes ago, nono said:

You have to laugh. It is the only way to deal with this trauma. I have accepted that we will be poor defensively until we overhaul the back four.

[nono 791]

Hazard is so fucking awesome. Zidane is probably loving this performance.

[Chelsea Buzz 487]

Mask time again, this time for Hazard?