The Mourinho Thread

[Special Juan 28,146]

It was strange seeing him on the bench.

[Styles 9,790]

Love it. Long may this continue.

Will be reading redcafe during the commute tomorrow morning - it's fast becoming one of life's little pleasures.

[petre.ispirescu 4,928]

Walked out of the press conference after the first question. Took a dig at Conte & Chelsea in both his post match interview and the press conference. This fucking useless mongrel talks about deserving this and that, playing beautiful football. Haha. What did United do today to have looked that special and deserve the win? First shot on goal in the 40th minute after Steklenborg's howler and then the one that's hit the post. What else? I tell you what, fucking dross, boring, hoof ball football against a poor Everton side.

Makes it all sound about him. "Unlucky, we deserve this, we deserve that, we miss a lot, had we not missed that, we play beautiful football". Same old, same old. Well let me tell you this, had all the top teams converted all the chances they'd all be at 80+ goals scored by now.

Scored the same amount of goals as Bournemoth this season and less goals than WBA and Palace but still acts like a prick. Horrible, horrible human being. It's only a month since he's played his first team at home against a 2nd string City team in the League Cup and still could not register more than one shot on target, while playing dull football. Mad in his head this guy.

[Special Juan 28,146]

Classless mother fucker who hasn't adapted to football in the last 3 years because his stubborn ways won't allow it.

Keep blaming others things Jose

[Jase 43,479]

3 minutes ago, MrExcalibur100 said:

This is the video proof. This is why I always laughed inside at fans that worshipped Jose. He has no shame! He's just mad Conte is a better tactician than him and has Chelsea playing football he could never achieve. The "evolution" he claimed he was going to give us 2nd time out, he couldn't do after 3 years. Conte is already showing it in 14 matches. 

It's like he's still living in the past, thinking people will just blindly fall for his every word. How often he has tried to spin something to suit his own agenda, even when we can obviously tell it's BS like his latest comments? He's 6th in table, 13 points off the top - and only 12 off the bottom side! - not in great form and he has the audacity to throw jibes and insults at others, who are doing 10x better than him. You just have to wonder whether he's actually more interested in picking up fights with others than getting results. Other managers and teams, winning or losing, are doing their talking on the pitch while Mourinho/United are the only ones not doing on it but more off it.

[Iggy Doonican 4,186]

Mourinho a special one at evading taxes and victories. 

[Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067]

We need Jose Mourinho to stay at United for atleast 2 years. Cannot have him fired after 1 season.  

That match vs Everton was absolute shite. Had it not been for that idiot Steklenberg, United wouldn't have scored a goal. Contrast that match to ours vs City's and the differences are insane. 

[Special Juan 28,146]

He's doing drugs 

https://twitter.com/jesmarwaha/status/805468299882594309/video/1

[Kezza 1,965]

Wahahahaha! So happy the board decided to sack this now deluded joke of a manager..Special On(c)e

[Milan 17,959]

 

Dear lord, it's scary how similar this is to the last season. He is so unpleasant to others, too.

[Styles 9,790]

43 minutes ago, iceboy said:

"Extremely well:?? Is he serious or we just don't understand football now? I watched the match and it was completely shit mate. keep going.

He's been doing this for years. Trying to control the narrative - if he keeps saying they're playing well enough times a lot of jounos & supporters will start to believe it.

He tried to do the same here but you can only pretend for so long. You can't sugar-coat shit on a stick football forever.

[lucio 5,418]

" a point that they don't deserve", such a lack of respect, UTD had 2 shots on target, from a dodgy goal and a nothing shot.  Everton deserved all 3 if anything

[The Chels 2,502]

Winners focus on winning. Losers focus on winners.

[Last Sicarius 610]

After 14 Premier League games as Manchester United manager:
Moyes: 22 points
Van Gaal: 25 points
Mourinho: 21 points 

Pathetic.

[LDN Blue 7,903]

40 minutes ago, Styles said:

He's been doing this for years. Trying to control the narrative - if he keeps saying they're playing well enough times a lot of jounos & supporters will start to believe it.

He tried to do the same here but you can only pretend for so long. You can't sugar-coat shit on a stick football forever.

It's interesting at United though. When you watch United, particularly over their last say 5 games, they actually play pretty well. It's fast paced, direct, but they seem to be very goal shy. It's more of a distribution problem rather than their strikers not functioning well. But that's a consequence of them spending ridiculous money on 4 players without filling in the gaps lmao.

Jose is right they've played good football, but if he wants to see how you get results from good football then he should seriously look at Conte. Our accuracy in front of goal is the best it has ever been, we only had 4 shots on target against City and were clinical enough to take all but one of those chances.

Thoroughly enjoying this spell though, United fans being forced to be humbled after thinking they'll win everything during the summer

[Fernando 6,585]

Jose Mourinho says Manchester United playing well despite Everton draw

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11667/10683720/jose-mourinho-says-manchester-united-playing-well-despite-everton-draw

 

Good I hope he keeps playing like this. 

In fact I hope he continues at United for many more years. 

I still remember the Mourinho German apologist telling me how Chelsea will regret the decision to sack him. As Mourinho will make us pay. 

[manpe 10,861]

Enjoy guys  http://www.redcafe.net/threads/mourinho-bringing-on-fellaini-to-defend-a-lead.424241/

United fans really turning on Jose now. If this goes on he might not survive christmas.

[y10edn 185]

if we can see a video of JM watching Hazard score the 3rd goal against City, bet he wasn't a happy bunny. He doesn't wish us well but we should wish him a long stay at United. by the time he leaves the club Ashford would be a defensive midfielder.

[Pizy 18,953]

5 hours ago, Jason said:

Someone's feeling the pressure and can't handle the fact that another manager is doing a better job than he did with basically the same squad.

Am I the only one who interpreted this second quote as a dig at us?  I also remember him almost dismissively calling us a counter attacking side either just before or just after we played them.

[Hybrid Angel 2,130]

I hope this is proof for the fans who all along thought Jose had passion for us and that he was a Chelsea fan within. No he wasn't and no he isn't. Last season he portrayed an abysmal image of the club by constantly getting sent off, getting bans, and taking digs at other managers (all of which hurt the club and clearly are not signs of passion).

Not only that, he is now also taking digs at his former club that he claimed to love and adore. Not only hes fucked off (thank god he did) to a rival, but he's stabbing us in the back like an absolute hypocritical bastard he is. 

How about we mention a manager who actually love us? You know, someone like Di Matteo. Not only he played for us for years and won us our biggest trophy, unlike Jose hes never rambled about how much 'passion' he has for the club. He is truly one of us.