The Mourinho Thread

[illmatic 901]

It's the Telegraph who chose that team rather than Mourinho himself.

Really? I Don't saw the original article, but in another sports news pages, I readed that is the XI chosen by him.

[The Chels 2,502]

Really? I Don't saw the original article, but in another sports news pages, I readed that is the XI chosen by him.

Yep, here's the original piece: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/managers/jose-mourinho/11524168/Jose-Mourinhos-all-time-XI-in-pictures.html

It was misinterpreted on social media as being Mourinho's chosen 11.

[iseah100 5,612]

What a fucking XI that is.

[DH1988 1,346]

Unsure how Ramos gets in there but otherwise, what a squad.

[DYC. 7,542]

"I think,” the Chelsea manager José Mourinho says, “I have a problem, which is I’m getting better at everything related to my job since I started. There has been evolution in many different areas – the way I read the game; the way I prepare the game; the way I train; the methodology..."

Is there a video in which he says this?

[MrExcalibur100 7,124]

Is there a video in which he says this?

It was in his interview with the Telegraph, there's no video. His comments are a stone cold lie anyway. Just Mourinho sucking his own dick as he usually does.

[DYC. 7,542]

It was in his interview with the Telegraph, there's no video. His comments are a stone cold lie anyway. Just Mourinho sucking his own dick as he usually does.

Too bad. I find stuff like that very entertaining to watch.

[MrExcalibur100 7,124]

Jose needs to humble himself, stop sucking his own dick and realize he needs an attacking coach, or Roman and the board should make that decision for him. We can't be relying on individual quality all the time. I'm seeing no output from the manager on the pitch, instead Mourinho is busy making self-aggrandizing comments about himself to the Telegraph? There has been an evolution in many different areas" Where's the evidence on the pitch? I didn't see it. Neither did Roman I'm sure.

The regression in the football over the last few months despite the fact we have technically better players than we've had in a long time has been staggering to say the least. 4 or 5 games we're we've had 0 shots on target for an entire half. His obsession with playing some certain players is cringeworthy. Ivanovic must have some naked pictures of him or something? He was diabolical today, to busy giving banter back to the crowd than being relevant on the pitch. But that's another story.

This team will never be truly great if we don't improve the way we play football by bringing in a specialist in that area. It's not as simple as just buying players. Even if we had Reus and Veratti in place of Willian and Ramires out there today, I suspect we'll still have seen the same shit. Dross like Ramires and Oscar and Remy's unfortunate injury doesn't help, but we have enough quality on the pitch to be much better. There is something in football called attacking coordination/organised attacks. Too many times we look like a bunch of individuals in attack, clueless on what to do next. That's on the manager, whether we love Jose or not.

Anyway, 3 points, I'm happy, I really am. But the future isn't as bright as I thought it would be. Thank goodness we didn't face Barcelona. PSG battered us but Barcelona would have stuck the knife in. We would have parked the bus (predictably) and they would have absolutely massacred us.

[Rom2013 446]

Mourinho needs to humble himself, stop sucking his own dick and realize he needs an attacking coach, or Roman and the board should make that decision for him. We can't be relying on individual quality all the time. I'm seeing no output from the manager on the pitch, instead Mourinho is busy making self-aggrandizing comments about himself to the Telegraph? "There has been an evolution in many different areas" Where's the evidence on the pitch? I didn't see it. Neither did Roman I'm sure.

The regression in the football over the last few months despite the fact we have technically better players than we've had in a long time has been staggering to say the least. 4 or 5 games we're we've had 0 shots on target for an entire half. His obsession with playing some certain players is cringeworthy. Ivanovic must have some naked pictures of him or something? He was diabolical today, to busy giving banter back to the crowd than being relevant on the pitch. But that's another story.

This team will never be truly great if we don't improve the way we play football by bringing in a specialist in that area. It's not as simple as just buying players. Even if we had Reus and Veratti in place of Willian and Ramires out there today, I suspect we'll still have seen the same shit. Dross like Ramires and Oscar and Remy's unfortunate injury doesn't help, but we have enough quality on the pitch to be much better. There is something in football called attacking coordination/organised attacks. Too many times we look like a bunch of individuals in attack, clueless on what to do next. That's on the manager, whether we love Jose or not.

Anyway, 3 points, I'm happy, I really am. But the future isn't as bright as I thought it would be. Thank goodness we didn't face Barcelona. PSG battered us but Barcelona would have stuck the knife in. We would have parked the bus (predictably) and they would have absolutely massacred us.

Oh... those marvelous moments when CHelsea was fighting for a CHampions League spot

First Mourinho needs to ask Abrmovich where the hell is the decent stadium we need to have, or where is the financial balance or the money to buy players.

If anyone has something to do is the club not Mourinho. Mourinho is winning titles even with all the problems this club has.

[edetarod 2,155]

Mourinho needs to humble himself, stop sucking his own dick and realize he needs an attacking coach, or Roman and the board should make that decision for him. We can't be relying on individual quality all the time. I'm seeing no output from the manager on the pitch, instead Mourinho is busy making self-aggrandizing comments about himself to the Telegraph? "There has been an evolution in many different areas" Where's the evidence on the pitch? I didn't see it. Neither did Roman I'm sure.

The regression in the football over the last few months despite the fact we have technically better players than we've had in a long time has been staggering to say the least. 4 or 5 games we're we've had 0 shots on target for an entire half. His obsession with playing some certain players is cringeworthy. Ivanovic must have some naked pictures of him or something? He was diabolical today, to busy giving banter back to the crowd than being relevant on the pitch. But that's another story.

This team will never be truly great if we don't improve the way we play football by bringing in a specialist in that area. It's not as simple as just buying players. Even if we had Reus and Veratti in place of Willian and Ramires out there today, I suspect we'll still have seen the same shit. Dross like Ramires and Oscar and Remy's unfortunate injury doesn't help, but we have enough quality on the pitch to be much better. There is something in football called attacking coordination/organised attacks. Too many times we look like a bunch of individuals in attack, clueless on what to do next. That's on the manager, whether we love Jose or not.

Anyway, 3 points, I'm happy, I really am. But the future isn't as bright as I thought it would be. Thank goodness we didn't face Barcelona. PSG battered us but Barcelona would have stuck the knife in. We would have parked the bus (predictably) and they would have absolutely massacred us.

agree about everything except about the Barcelona

we will never get massacred by them, they're our bitches

[MrExcalibur100 7,124]

agree about everything except about the Barcelona

we will never get massacred by them, they're our bitches

This team isn't built to defend like those other teams, you should know that by now. We are nowhere near as solid as we once were and Barcelona have more quality in their attack than in the past.

They'll batter us like PSG did in Paris, only they'll be more clinical.

[Fernando 6,585]

Mourinho needs to humble himself, stop sucking his own dick and realize he needs an attacking coach, or Roman and the board should make that decision for him. We can't be relying on individual quality all the time. I'm seeing no output from the manager on the pitch, instead Mourinho is busy making self-aggrandizing comments about himself to the Telegraph? "There has been an evolution in many different areas" Where's the evidence on the pitch? I didn't see it. Neither did Roman I'm sure.

The regression in the football over the last few months despite the fact we have technically better players than we've had in a long time has been staggering to say the least. 4 or 5 games we're we've had 0 shots on target for an entire half. His obsession with playing some certain players is cringeworthy. Ivanovic must have some naked pictures of him or something? He was diabolical today, to busy giving banter back to the crowd than being relevant on the pitch. But that's another story.

This team will never be truly great if we don't improve the way we play football by bringing in a specialist in that area. It's not as simple as just buying players. Even if we had Reus and Veratti in place of Willian and Ramires out there today, I suspect we'll still have seen the same shit. Dross like Ramires and Oscar and Remy's unfortunate injury doesn't help, but we have enough quality on the pitch to be much better. There is something in football called attacking coordination/organised attacks. Too many times we look like a bunch of individuals in attack, clueless on what to do next. That's on the manager, whether we love Jose or not.

Anyway, 3 points, I'm happy, I really am. But the future isn't as bright as I thought it would be. Thank goodness we didn't face Barcelona. PSG battered us but Barcelona would have stuck the knife in. We would have parked the bus (predictably) and they would have absolutely massacred us.

An attacking coach like Pellegrini would be awesome.

Mourinho is good with defensive team and counter attacking.

If he was to add an attacking mind like that it would complete his style.

But that would be hard as you mention because Mourinho ego.

Not to mention this is not a popular thing in this sport of an offensive and defensive coach as it is in the NFL.

[Jase 43,479]

My major complain about Mourinho right now is that he needs to bolster the squad and trust the players. His stubbornness to stick with the same 13-14 players and not rotate has cost us almost big time really. We would probably still have been in the Champions League, FA Cup had he rotated more. And not to mention, we're kinda sleep-walking towards the title because of all that fatigue.

[CurlyHairLikeLuiz 1,625]

This team isn't built to defend like those other teams, you should know that by now. We are nowhere near as solid as we once were and Barcelona have more quality in their attack than in the past.

They'll batter us like PSG did in Paris, only they'll be more clinical.

We didn't actually lose a game in the Champions League and we have the 2nd least goals conceded in the league, how much more fucking solidarity do you need?

[stroey 2,525]

http://www1.skysports.com/watch/video/sports/football/teams/chelsea/9802476/mourinho-one-step-closer

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