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Man of the Match  

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  1. 1. Who is your Man of the Match?

    • Begovic
    • Ivanovic
    • Cahill
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    • Zouma
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    • Azpilicueta
    • Mikel
    • Fabregas
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    • Ramires
    • Pedro
      0
    • Willian
    • Costa
    • Hazard (sub)
      0
    • Kenedy (sub)
      0
    • Matic (sub)
      0


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Ivanovic ... Simply cannot defend and couldn't cross a ballot paper!

Pedro ... absolutely abysmal attacking with the ball

Fabregas ... slow, sluggish and poor. Zero creativity and overall didn't give two flying shits!

As for the rest of them. Below par yet again! I genuinely cannot be bothered to construct further criticism because:

1) Mourinho will start Ivanovic regardless of what I say or what is said by anyone else

2) Fabregas will continue to play alongside Matic even though myself and pundits have picked up on the fact that he simply cannot play there because his creativity does not balance out with the box-to-box position! (In other words he can't tackle for shit!)

3) everyone will continue to blame each other because fucking no one is pulling their weight or even contributing to their roles on the pitch! Instead a massive dose of negativity flows through the entire squad!

Drop Ivanovic and Fabregas now, or we face a relegation battle! I'm dead serious... we are at a major risk of getting relegated straight after being champions if we do not sort out this fucking mess!

Begovic and Willian however, clearly the best players, but that's like saying piss takes better than vomit!

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Branislav Ivanovic's game by numbers vs Porto:

10 misplaced passes

10 tackles attempted

1 tackle won

0 aerial duels won

0 crosses completed

So he was actually better than I thought

I think that 1 tackle won was because of not whistled foul

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Branislav Ivanovic's game by numbers vs Porto:

10 misplaced passes

10 tackles attempted

1 tackle won

0 aerial duels won

0 crosses completed

He was crap but that statistics is wrong. he won 2 easy headers early on against some 5'5 porto player early in the game. anyway. i did never expect to say that but i want bosingwa back.

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Arsenal have already lost against the two weaker teams in their group. It's like us losing to Maccabi and Kiev. If we do lose to Kiev though we deserve to go out.

I'd be in stitches if Chelsea weren't so terrible.

Someone do me a huge favour and post Claude footage. My mood will improve if I see and hear that beautiful man articulate and express his feelings and thoughts.

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3 years @ 9million = 27million to buy this guy out of his contract...

That's a decent player right there :(

Oh well at this rate we won't need a bigger stadium ;)

He has us were he wants us, which is by the balls. Unless Roman bites the bullet, we're in big trouble. Roman needs to sack the idiot responsible for giving him that contract. I think it's Granovskaia or whatever the f*** she calls herself. Amateurism and a tremendous amount of foresight. I don't know were Roman finds these people.

What, was the way we were playing for the entirety of the 2nd half of last season and even parts in the 1st half not enough for alarm bells to go off? Were there not enough signs there to at least hold off on any new contract?

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In the context of the group alone, losing to Porto away is by no means a disaster since it's probably our toughest game. But given our current situation, the result and performance are absolutely dire. Watching us play this season has to be one of the funniest things in 2015. We are hilariously bad. We were actually OK going forward - especially in the first half - and created some decent chances which we should have scored (PEDRO FFS!) but defensively, we were atrocious. Never mind the never-ending rubbishness of Ivanovic, that series of Porto attacks and blocks from us late in the second half summed up us perfectly.

We are a total mess. There's no organization, no intensity, no commitment, no desire in what we do. It's almost as if everyone is just hoping for things to go our way at the moment. No one in that team is taking any responsibility to help us get out of this mess. Two seasons ago, Mourinho said we 'lacked the 'balls' after losing at Crystal Palace. Think the same phrase can be used on the players right now - those lots are a bunch of pussies. They really are. I miss those days when we have plenty of strong characters in the team - Cech, Carvalho, Terry, Essien, Lampard, Ballack, Drogba etc - and I also miss the time when we keep clean sheets for fun. Now, it's just a group of spineless bastards who have no sense of shame or pride in what they do.

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I'd be in stitches if Chelsea weren't so terrible.

Someone do me a huge favour and post Claude footage. My mood will improve if I see and hear that beautiful man articulate and express his feelings and thoughts.

I'm refreshing YouTube as we speak mate! :lol:

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He was crap but that statistics is wrong. he won 2 easy headers early on against some 5'5 porto player early in the game. anyway. i did never expect to say that but i want bosingwa back.

this just shows you what crap he is... seriously wanting back monbrowsingwa:

jose_bosingwa.jpg

to make all this worse... even I whish he was back instead of iva....

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