Melanicus 5,208 Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 If there was a battle royale in Chelsea, who would be the last man standing and who would be the first one out?If you don't know what battle royale is.It's from a Japanese movie where government captured students and forced them to kill each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iseah100 5,612 Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Victor Moses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanicus 5,208 Posted August 28, 2015 Author Share Posted August 28, 2015 The first one to go down would probably be Falcao, he would just jog a little bit while Kurt Zouma chews on his arm.The final two, in my opinion, would probably be Ivanovic and Costa, with Costa winning the fight, because he is a fucking lunatic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jase 43,479 Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Cahill, because he will just back off from fights and let the others kill one another. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xPetrCechx 13,582 Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Cahill, cos his nose is shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue_Fox_ 2,086 Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Cahill, because he will just back off from fights and let the others kill one another.You stole the joke from me Oh well....Traoré the first to go. Costa the last. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edetarod 2,155 Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 ironic that you made this topic now that we're sponsored by a Japanese company Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zolayes 14,489 Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 mikel the ultimate survivor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duppy Conqueror 1,557 Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 was initially thinking it would be about wrestling so would have gone for Branislav..but he`s too slow.the others would catch up or avoid him easily enough.I`ll go Ramires..run all day and night,i don`t think he would be good at killing others but they would kill each other and the other player left would be too tired to put up much of a fight at the end.Costa would have the most kills and JT the hardest to kill.great movie btw,another take on Lord of the Flies...tho wouldn`t want those prone to take ideas from movies too serious to watch it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stroey 2,525 Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 First : CuadradoLast : JT, Courtois*, Costa, IvaAzpi: Strongest but his heart is too good to kill his team mates, so he commited suicide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
termninja 5,290 Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 I was thinking it WWE Battle Royal. I think Mikel would survive even an atomic bomb considering how long he's been here and how limited of a player he is. Some dumb battle royal? Ffourse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duppy Conqueror 1,557 Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 if all the major powers dropped their nukes on each other the only things left standing would be cockroaches, Keith Richards and Mikel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jase 43,479 Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 First : CuadradoLast : JT, Courtois*, Costa, IvaAzpi: Strongest but his heart is too good to kill his team mates, so he commited suicide.Why does Courtois have an asterisk beside his name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duppy Conqueror 1,557 Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 maybe a height restriction...some people don`t class goalkeepers as human..i don`t know,so I`ll sit here and make shit up.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kezza 1,965 Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 My money would be on Costa or Iva. Iva would just head butt everyone after picking Cuadrado up with his pinky and chucking him over the ropes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
termninja 5,290 Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 My money would be on Costa or Iva. Iva would just head butt everyone after picking Cuadrado up with his pinky and chucking him over the ropesI think Iva and Costa would be outsmarted by others after pissing them off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viper22 2,418 Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Cuadrado would hit the deck before the game even started.Ramires would do a lot of running but offer nothing else.Fabregas will break people down but flat out refuse to ever deliver the finishing shot/blow.Cahill would back away from all conflicts off a cliff.Courtois would be sold down the river by Ivanovic.Matic would spend all his time trying to protect Terry, Ivanovic and Cahill and end up losing because of it.Hazard would be doing brilliantly before being chopped to the ground by everyone for being too good.Oscar would be good at the start of the fight, but fade badly.Willian would be good at the end of the fight, relying entirely on stamina early on.The final 2 would be the 2 hardest members of our team: Ivanovic and Costa. Costa would be winning but then Mourinho would walk out from behind a tree, shoot Costa in the head and say the immortal words "No-one drops Branislav. Not even me.". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1chelsea 864 Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Hazard has skills of killer instinct but just don't know how to finish the job but need one in Costa to get to the end of the movie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the wes 7,212 Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 mikel the ultimate survivorthat's true hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueLyon 9,359 Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Falcao...because he would miss the fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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