The Mak 4,459 Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 I think this parody website sums up Liverpool's reaction to these situations:http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2014/06/25/its-the-dwwnwcru-daily-wwn-world-cup-round-up-11/Liverpool have been quick to issue a statement which sees them openly admonish their star striker for the first time. “Today we begin construction on the Luis Suarez stand at Anfield. This will be built alongside a new statue of King Luis in an effort to show him how displeased we are. In fact, so incensed are we with his conduct we have offered him a new 7-year contract worth £200,000 a week,” read a section of the statement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hutcho 8,443 Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Biting is much much worse than an Elbow.An Elbow is often just a rectionary moment of anger. It happens, it's still not right and gets punished. But in the heat of the moment things happen. But biting someone is much more thought out and just weird and to do it 3 times is crazy.For example, you get into an altercation you may feel the urge to punch someone but who has the urge to bite them...Should get a 15 game all comps ban for it being his 3rd offence. But it's suarez so it wouldn't surprise me if they said we will look into it further after the World cup and then give him a 3 match ban so he misses some friendlies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kieran. 6,317 Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 "These situations happen on the field", lol.Fucking hell, what?! I've been playing football since I was a little boy and I've never shied away from contact and tacklings but never have I witnessed someone biting me or someone else let alone me biting somebody. And mind you, I'm talking about kids and youths aged 6-19 who you would expect to not be able to control themselves but this is a fucking grown man talking about biting people as if this was like kicking the ball, scoring goals etc, things that are normal, ffs.He was denying that he ever bit him. In the rest of the quote he says that the defender smashed his shoulder in his face and that's why "his eye is like this" (I imagine it's bruised or something).Mentally disturbed man, needs help ASAP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zyzz 711 Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 It's amazing how he can bite, kick, punch, dive, poke eyes and he still gets away with everything. He must be invisible to refs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedrog108 39 Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LAB 1,030 Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Ban until the end of the year all competitions and professional help too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BleedsBlue 1,549 Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 This guy truly is a beast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilvorak 3,734 Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Can't believe some people want this racist scumbag at this club. Hope he fucks off to Spain ASAP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madmax 9,219 Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Robbie Fowler : Ten game ban for Uruguay games is enough. When he bit Ivanovic in the league, he was still allowed to play for Uruguay so now that he's done it in a World Cup, Liverpool shouldn't be punished.Scouse logic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Lantern18 54 Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Third time he's done this. Something needs to be done. I don't care how good a player he is, enough is enough. Needs to be banned for the entire WC and longer.Wouldn't be surprised if the FIFA completely ignores this though. This actually wouldv'e been the 4th time that he's done this, because he tried to bite Chiellini in the confederations cup last year. http://forums.bigsoccer.com/threads/is-suarez-a-zombie.2007139/page-2#post-30527239 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weckerz 3,781 Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 You gotta feel for him as well, he's clearly mentally disturbed to a certain degree. Who the fuck bites people.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mtowle182 79 Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 You gotta feel for him as well, he's clearly mentally disturbed to a certain degree. Who the fuck bites people..To be fair he has excellent teeth for biting people LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fernando 6,602 Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 I liked these two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovieticus 743 Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 You gotta feel for him as well, he's clearly mentally disturbed to a certain degree. Who the fuck bites people..Zombies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmin 2,484 Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robdog 2,084 Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 I found this imitation of the incident pretty hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special Juan 28,191 Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 His agent has said it's an agenda against him Pair of cunts together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starman60 1,343 Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Awwww come on guys............ You cant fault his APPETITE for the game. The HUNGER he shows while playing has to be admired and he really is a class act in an otherwise TOOTHLESS Uruguayan forward line!! And please, dont forget his awesome DRIBBLING skills, I hope they never DESSERT him.Honestly though, this animal really suits Liverpool....... They rummage around in dustbins for something to eat. This guy is just too lazy to search bins so he like to get his food on the move. If Chellini is smart, he will have gotten a tetanus/hepatitus jab straight away. Fuck knows what diseases that bastard is carrying.FIFA should bring criminal proceedings against him for GBH. It's jail he should get, not a ban. Fucking phsyco. Perhaps clubs could ban him from their stadiums on "safety grounds" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muzchap 8,966 Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 25 minutes left for his appeal... In 24 minutes (now) we'll see how big FIFA are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ze Mario 638 Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Best tweet on the bite ... Loooollll I wonder if evander and that other bit maniac still contact each other as fellow professional boxers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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