Who would you sign to lead the line at Chelsea?

[didierforever 7,349]

good cleanup job admins

on topic, would mandzukic and benzema leave though? they are both having a good personal seasons and even if bayern/real sign a striker, they will stay atleast 1 more year since there are no real alternatives at either club

Pep definitely does not like mandzukic. He tried a galse 9 at the start of the season with muller/gotze but it was not successful. Hence he played mandzukic. But with the inclusion of lewandowski, his playing time definitely gets halved. I for one won't be suprised at all if he decides to leave.

[BlueLion. 21,491]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet?

Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[The only place to be 11,313]

Maybe Balotelli.

Realistically I think it's between those two right now.

I thought he might be an option, maybe because he matured. But when the chips were down in Madrid his greatest contribution to the cause was to get himself booked and suspended for the next game for arguing with the ref.

I think he might just be that 'why always me?' character who simply isn't a man. He's an overgrown boy who looks to blame others for his problems which perhaps isn't a great surprise considering his rather turbulent childhood. The hope that Jose can 'father' him is a massive gamble, whereas Costa not only looks about 10 years older but he's actually a leader in that team.

[BlueLion. 21,491]

Costa also has the bollocks to play for this team.

Well, he did...

[NiclasCFC 2,582]

Costa also has the bollocks to play for this team.

Well, he did...

Balotelli wanted the spot in Chelsea so he aimed for Costas balls, spot on Mario

[Beepu 1,714]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet?

Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Wait what??? What an internet warrior this guy is, great clean up job mods.

But if he is telling the truth you are all dead

We should have an all out TC deathmatch meeting and see who comes on top.

[BlueLion. 21,491]

Wait what??? What an internet warrior this guy is, great clean up job mods.

But if he is telling the truth you are all dead

We should have an all out TC deathmatch meeting and see who comes on top.

It would clearly be me.

But anyways, enough of that keyboard warrior and his sniper bollocks. Let's all talk about how all the strikers we're targeting are all Grade-A whining bastards.

[Ze Mario 638]

van persie would be ideal alternative for me. regardless his injury problem(and his age), his technical still looking good apparently. his technical ability is pure gold. as for future striker, no one available in the next summer window (except if there will be new luka modric in WC 14. and hope to god we wont get player like arshavin)

[didierforever 7,349]

After the recent match, I Will be willing to sign any of costa, mandzukic, cavani, falcao, rvp. Just sign one of them and sell torres. That's it.

[boshman 1,073]

Just anyobody! Please just sign someone. I don't care who, I just can't see Torres wearning a Chelsea shrt again next season. I'll lose the will to live!!

[mediator 2,026]

Cavani

Suarez

Costa

Benzema

Benteke

Ballo

[Special Juan 27,104]

Cavani

Suarez

Costa

Benzema

Benteke

Ballo

First three, yes. Second three, no.

[bababoom 4,478]

Cavani

Suarez

Costa

Benzema

Benteke

Ballo

Benteke looks so out of place in that list.

[BloodIsBlue 291]

First three, yes. Second three, no.

The first three will be borderline impossible to get except maybe Costa if he wants to make more money, because he isn't going to come here to fulfill some personal ambition other than money which is good for us. Benteke I wouldn't want to bother with the risk (you guys see him against United?) but Benzema and Balotelli are amazing players we should be very lucky to sign them.

[Jase 43,479]

Not sure if there is any word that can describe just how bad this is...

[Fulham Broadway 16,409]

Not sure if there is any word that can describe just how bad this is...

Truly, fucking shocking.

Could be 8-10 points clear with a decent striker(s)

[Special Juan 27,104]

Says it all really. Whilst Samu has done well in the most our forward line is a huge problem without those stats.

The least people like Hazard deserve is a top class striker to be running the forward line.

[MHL 47 378]

Cavani

Suarez

Costa

Benzema

Benteke

Ballo

Cavani - Class A Egg

Suarez - Omlette Made With Class A Eggs & Chilli's (mixed up but has a bit of a bite!)

Costa - Ostrich Egg (big ugly looking bugger)

Benzema - Class B Egg

Benteke - Raw Egg

Ballo - Scrambled Egg