Ryan Bertrand

[CMSBlueTiger 15]

He's underperformed in my opinion , time after time he was given chances to score and didn't do so. You can even check youtube because there's videos of all the opportunities he's missed each season.When he came to bridge I thought he could eventually break into the first team regularly but now I only see him as regular substitute or maybe an impact player when a fresh approach is needed.But even now with the amount of foward players we have in the squad he needs to shine now otherwise he risks being buried.

[bababoom 4,478]

He's not good enough for us, but i think our board are the ones who should be laughed at, they're the ones who extended his contract back in 2009, when it was so clear he wasn't/isn't good enough for us.

[francozola 2,040]

He is not a capable footballer. I wouldn't even have him in my pub team. You can excuse the occassional miscontrol or mispass but the guy can't even control the football.

[Tomo 21,681]

Atleast he puts effort in when he plays, which is more than can be said for some others.

[Beast 85]

Not looking good for us,

..

[termninja 5,290]

Atleast he puts effort in when he plays, which is more than can be said for some others.

It's a shame though that some players play better then him even when they don't give a flying fu*k about the game

[Fulham Broadway 16,386]

Frustrating player -but the acrimony toward him seems to be a sheepish trend by fans rather than an unbiased level headed analysis, meaning all managers since and including Mourinho have given the thumbs up.

Get rid though...

[Rkk 17]

He is not up to the standard of chelsea, the level of his game is at football league championship level

[Beast 85]

I'd love to see videos of Kalou in training.

[ChelseaChick 430]

I love Kalou!

[BlueLion. 21,491]

You're the only one that does, even his mother hates him.

[J.F. 1,484]

Calling your penis Kalou because u can't score.

[BlueLion. 21,491]

I thought it was this:

"Calling your penis Torres because you can't score."

"Calling your penis Kalou because you can't even dribble."

[J.F. 1,484]

I thought it was this:

"Calling your penis Torres because you can't score."

"Calling your penis Kalou because you can't even dribble."

Don't call your penis Kalou because he isn't that bad.

[Ollie 4,400]

That 4 year deal worried me... i was almost looking for something to smash. I got into a hot, nervous flush. Bastard Alex.

[J.F. 1,484]

Calling your penis Kalou because u can't score.

Salomon Kalou scored his 13^th international goal as Ivory Coast made light of the absence of Didier Drogba by hammering Rwanda in an Africa Cup of Nations qualifier on Saturday.

i was wrong.

[Hysteria 159]

From @chelseafc, the club's official Twitter:

Oh god, thx Zeus it was a joke hahaha,

[Ollie 4,400]

Rwanda is about his level