Closed Man United v Chelsea

[Pizy 18,368]

Pissing myself already.

The result tonight will either make my week or make me depressed for a few days. Surely wouldn't do the squads confidence any good if we lose this one and against Bayern in the same week.

[NishC300 1,865]

Let's own these cunts from Manchester!! Can't bloody wait!

I enjoy beating them even more than I enjoy defeating their silly blue neighbours.

We all do.

[The_Flash 1,144]

It could be a very good few results or very bad, dont want to see beatan by utd then bayern, gutting

[Stingray 9,441]

How brilliant it would be for Torres to start, and to score the winner...would love that. .. (wont happen, but a girl can dream)

Score the winner ....

[NishC300 1,865]

Lukaku

Hazard-Mata-KDB

MVG-Ramires

Cole-Terry-Luiz-Ivan

Cech

Who's with me? The reason i chose MVG over Lampard is because i want Ramires to have the freedom to own United's midfield with his pace.

Lukaku in goal with Cech up top. A little risky don't you think?

[The_Flash 1,144]

Score the winner ....

Come on, as i said a girl can dream

[BOSS 372]

Lukaku in goal with Cech up top. A little risky don't you think?

Cech

Hazard-Mata-KDB

MVG-Ramires

Cole-Terry-Luiz-Ivan

Lukaku

This would look kinda silly eh? XD

[BOSS 372]

How brilliant it would be for Torres to start, and to score the winner...would love that. .. (wont happen, but a girl can dream)

Torres fangirl ftw! In all seriousness this is what JT will say to Torres if he starts vs United tonight.

[Stingray 9,441]

Come on, as i said a girl can dream

Of course you can, girl ! Hell, if I was a girl, I would eat Torres for breakfast!

Edit: Then i would have to go to the crapper later on, i realized ....

[JayC 171]

I'd welcome any tips to calm nerves right now.

Put your head in the fryer.

[NishC300 1,865]

Put your head in the fryer.

Not sure if you insulted me or you were trying to be funny.......

[NishC300 1,865]

Torres fangirl ftw! In all seriousness this is what JT will say to Torres if he starts vs United tonight.

I honestly hate these Terry jokes.

Giggs who deserves it never gets them!

[The_Flash 1,144]

Torres fangirl ftw!

Of course you can, girl ! Hell, if I was a girl, I would eat Torres for breakfast!

Edit: Then i would have to go to the crapper later on, i realized ....

Come on guys, just because I am female i cannot wish our £50m to score the winner?

Would you say such things if my thing said Male??

I don't mind but being female has nothing to do with it, lol

[BOSS 372]

I honestly hate these Terry jokes.

Giggs who deserves it never gets them!

Giggs never shagged a teammate's wife LOL!

[Alan Partridge 1,124]

Not that arsed if Rooney plays, he isn't 100% fit anyway

[JayC 171]

Not sure if you insulted me or you were trying to be funny.......

Is this funny?

Does that calm you down?

He's coming for you! haha ;p

[BOSS 372]

Come on guys, just because I am female i cannot wish our £50m to score the winner?

Would you say such things if my thing said Male??

I don't mind but being female has nothing to do with it, lol

I call Backstreetboy a Torresfanboy #IAMNOTASEXIST

[Pizy 18,368]

I'm positive Rooney will start. Wouldn't surprise me if he scored and kissed the badge either.

Moyes will want to send a message by starting him. Great bit of man management if he does. Start the player who's sulked and missed the entire preseason and drop someone who worked their ass off and played the whole time.