Why the F*ck is he in the side?

[Changingman_2000 876]

The players, through the ages, where, when the teams are announced on the tannoy, a particular name is announced, which is met with mass groaning from the stands/terraces and much stratching of heads.

To start off, I give you.....

Darren Wood

[Ollie 4,400]

Gabriele Ambrosetti think it was at Old Trafford in about 2000 ish, was like WTF! He actually had a decent game.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Atm I can't think past Torres.

[Ollie 4,400]

Bertrand in the UCL Final.

[Strike 7,217]

Jose Bosingwa 2008-2012

[mybodyisready 155]

Fernando Torrid

[Mufassir08 2,400]

TORRES!!!!!!

[Joe Cool 388]

Before injuries got to him, Bosingwa was actually pretty damn excellent. Sure, his defending was shady at times, but he really did offer a lot going down the right.

Kezman, and Torres, and Crespo are the ones I can think of off the top of my head that stand out the most.

Also, I know that Bogarde doesn't really count as he never saw the light of day, but he deserves a mention just for being a fat wanker.

[Santiago. 1,500]

Sidwell

[zolayes 14,489]

SWEEP

[MHL 47 378]

Before injuries got to him, Bosingwa was actually pretty damn excellent. Sure, his defending was shady at times, but he really did offer a lot going down the right.

Kezman, and Torres, and Crespo are the ones I can think of off the top of my head that stand out the most.

Crespo was class, such a shame his family and in particular his wife couldn't settle in England following her miscarriage.

There's plenty of real examples: Jokanovic is a relatively modern example, Ben Haim was one I couldn't understand. Going back a bit - Dave Mitchell, Alan Mayes, Dale Jasper, Bob Iles, Les Fridge. There's a few more around the 70's and 80's that you wouldn't believe how bad they were.

[Billy. 2,742]

Winston Bogarde

[Bosnian Blue 2,471]

I can't quite remember, but I was really shocked, one could say 'why the fuck isn't he in the side', when Carlo dropped Drogba and played only Anelka up-front in 2010 at Old Trafford. It proved to be a tactical move of a genius.

[Yeboii 1,844]

Jones, Ferdinand brothers, Evans, Sidwell, Torres and more

[OneMoSalah 8,778]

Marin these days or am I the only one who groans when hes in the team?

Also Torres and that wanker who shall not be named who wouldn't leave due to his high salary (yall know who I mean)

[Santiago. 1,500]

Marin these days or am I the only one who groans when hes in the team?

Also Torres and that wanker who shall not be named who wouldn't leave due to his high salary (yall know who I mean)

Have never been impressed by him nor Hazard at some moments, but it's their first season and it would be unwise to place judgement now

[Jase 43,479]

Shaun Wright Phillips? Kalou?

Or Miniero??

[LDN Blue 7,903]

Kalou..... Whenever Sturridge was on the bench too