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He is new, doesn't understand the rules around here. Let him have this one. We can stone him if it happens again though.

But i agree with Viper :lol:

new? He's been a member here for longer than I am...

I don't know, I say this kind of stuff all the time in real life, for men and women, it's about being careless and a bit nuts, but not attention seeker.

Earlier today I posted a pic to illustrate my non-flat chest, he probably thinks I'm trying to get sex proposals in my PMs. Good things I've only ever once received them... and that was out of the blue, lol.

Guys here are classier than that...

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new? He's been a member here for longer than I am...

I don't know, I say this kind of stuff all the time in real life, for men and women, it's about being careless and a bit nuts, but not attention seeker.

Earlier today I posted a pic to illustrate my non-flat chest, he probably thinks I'm trying to get sex proposals in my PMs. Good things I've only ever once received them... and that was out of the blue, lol.

Guys here are classier than that...

I personally think he was just teasing. Maybe we should give him the benefit of the doubt. Anyway, back to the key topic at hand eh Boshman....:

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new? He's been a member here for longer than I am...

I don't know, I say this kind of stuff all the time in real life, for men and women, it's about being careless and a bit nuts, but not attention seeker.

Earlier today I posted a pic to illustrate my non-flat chest, he probably thinks I'm trying to get sex proposals in my PMs. Good things I've only ever once received them... and that was out of the blue, lol.

Guys here are classier than that...

Shit.... his joined date is August 2012. Where has he been hiding then? He only has 30 odd posts. I just assumed it was August 2014.

I haven't seen this picture.... :o

Some men can be complete freaks i'm afraid. Give us a bad name. We are getting wayyyy off topic here :-D

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I personally think he was just teasing. Maybe we should give him the benefit of the doubt. Anyway, back to the key topic at hand eh Boshman....:

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Agreed!! :dance:

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I'll wait for you, once you get over this phase because that's all they are. A phase.

I've never tried a foursome before, I guess we could try

or you could bribe me with moneh

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No more Torres!!!!!!!!

I've been saying this to everyone and their mothers, randomly, I'll try a post next. I can't get over it.

:woo: :woo: :woo:

Shit.... his joined date is August 2012. Where has he been hiding then? He only has 30 odd posts. I just assumed it was August 2014.

I haven't seen this picture.... :o
Some men can be complete freaks i'm afraid. Give us a bad name. We are getting wayyyy off topic here :-D

it was earlier today when WHS said he was feeling it in his balls it was going to happen and I said I was feeling in my tits it wouldn't and then he said he hoped I was flat-chested

The thing is desperate times call for desperate measures. Any anti-jinx is welcome when a deal like this is about to happen. So if I have to swear on my tits, I will, as long as I'm not jinxing the move.

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Shit.... his joined date is August 2012. Where has he been hiding then? He only has 30 odd posts. I just assumed it was August 2014.

I haven't seen this picture.... :o

Some men can be complete freaks i'm afraid. Give us a bad name. We are getting wayyyy off topic here :-D

It happens. I lurked around the forum for months before posting for the first time.

Anyways, as excited as I am, I'm still waiting for his medical exams before shouting loudly with everything I have. Knowing Torres I wouldn't be surprised if he failed them.

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Figures that when I don't have the internet for a week, we get rid of Torres.

you know what's the best part of this business?
I'M AN INTER FAN!!!!!!!! Double satisfaction!
I hate AC Milan more than I hate any English team...
Excuse me while I'll run around the block naked, brb.

:lol: You're no longer on my "cool people" list. :P
Dammit, why couldn't Roma take him and give us Destro? There's no escaping from Torres, is there? :cry: Not for me.

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Hey give the guy a break. I don't post on here often as well, I had been lurking for over a year before I registered and since I registered have only made 150 posts. This is a great place to catch up on the latest and read various opinions on everything regarding Chelsea, but there's many weeks I check the forum 7 days out of 7 but don't post anything. Sometimes there's no need to, doesn't make the people who post less a 'freak'.

Woah dude. I wasn't slating the guy. I was just explaining why I mistook his join date for 2014 instead of 2012. I didn't call him a 'freak' either so i'm not sure what you were quoting there :lol:

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Figures that when I don't have the internet for a week, we get rid of Torres.

:lol: You're no longer on my "cool people" list. :P

Dammit, why couldn't Roma take him and give us Destro? There's no escaping from Torres, is there? :cry: Not for me.

I just asked you something else in the other thread because you're still in my cool people list :P

Sorry, but Forza Inter always and forever :P

And I'm a RM fan too, so yeah, we only have Chelsea in common and the year we were born if your id says anything.

But in all honesty for a couple of years the only team I've been following is Chelsea. I've been an Inter fan for almost 30 years and while I've been a Chelsea fan for only a little bit over a decade, it took my heart. I'm a football fan, and in Brazil is common to support teams in Europe because we watch the leagues here. So yeah, I chose a couple of teams as I've started watching their leagues, but now I'm done. I still follow the news about Inter and RM (actually I went to the movies theater to watch the UCL final last season and RM made me lose my voice for a couple of days), but it's all about Chelsea and I don't see it changing. I love the Premier League, I'm passionate about everything in this country regarding football, so my connection with Chelsea is much stronger than the rest, but they'll always have a place in my heart.

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It is sad to see Torres leave, because he will always be regarded as a flop. I believe we flopped by paying 50 million quid for him. He always worked his socks off and can never be descibed as lazy. How can i forget his belief goal against mancity in the 90th minute,or his goal in the europa league final, or winning the corner for that drogba goal in munich, and of course that great night in catalunya. If only we would have played to his strengths like playing the ball to space rather than to feet when he can easily be bullied. He had his fair amount howlers but always gave his all for the blues. Good luck FERNANDO T , I hope you tear it up in italy which wouldnt suprise me one bit

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I just asked you something else in the other thread because you're still in my cool people list :P

Sorry, but Forza Inter always and forever :P

And I'm a RM fan too, so yeah, we only have Chelsea in common and the year we were born if your id says anything.

But in all honesty for a couple of years the only team I've been following is Chelsea. I've been an Inter fan for almost 30 years and while I've been a Chelsea fan for only a little bit over a decade, it took my heart. I'm a football fan, and in Brazil is common to support teams in Europe because we watch the leagues here. So yeah, I chose a couple of teams as I've started watching their leagues, but now I'm done. I still follow the news about Inter and RM (actually I went to the movies theater to watch the UCL final last season and RM made me lose my voice for a couple of days), but it's all about Chelsea and I don't see it changing. I love the Premier League, I'm passionate about everything in this country regarding football, so my connection with Chelsea is much stronger than the rest, but they'll always have a place in my heart.

Actually, pretty much same here for me, only replace Inter with Milan. Still sympathize the team, follow the news and watch some matches, but it's been mostly Chelsea in the last ten years or so.

All right, I can forgive you Inter. :P

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