Fernando Torres

[Prodigy91 6]

Was absolutely dire today. Let's hope for some improvements.

[Billy. 2,739]

i know he aint had the greatest of pre seasons so far but i think he will bang in 14 goals this season i have faith he will find form starting tomorrow againt Villa

[dodojojo 510]

Well, maybe they don't hate each other after all.

[bababoom 4,478]

Well, maybe they don't hate each other after all.

Haha, seems like Drogba was explaining the rules of the game they were playing.

[NiclasCFC 2,582]

Well, maybe they don't hate each other after all.

That touch from Torres was Horrible!

[zolayes 14,489]

Torres cost double of what Drogba cost and Drog has always scored goals and he doesn't get coaches sacked for his poor form.

losing the title cost Carlo and we lost it before Torres signed

[Madmax 9,219]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZmiRlqUBAY&feature=related

Ignore the music please.

[B.Jen <3 23]

it was relli great to see nando scorin again!

[dodojojo 510]

GuillemBalague Guillem Balague I guess Chelsea fans dont care and Lpool fans dont either but Torres didnt say what was published today

TonyBarretTimes Tony Barrett

Torres' people bemused by quotes attributed to him. Apparently he's given no interviews to anyone of late.

Pity Balague and Barrett have to do this because LFC fans are bitter and really gullible. Won't bore you with the details but as usual the bitter ones claim Torres slagged them off in an 'exclusive' interview with a Swedish paper. Cue lots of crap about Torres. Complete silence after confirmation that Torres didn't do the interview.

Will they ever learn? Keep preaching to us about the Sun though.

Btw, Balague and Barrett are both Reds before anyone accuses them of covering for Torres. Balague though is close to Torres camp.

[Tortilla9 390]

The LFC fans on twitter are losing their collective minds over the supposed comments by Torres. Torres is notorious for NOT doing print media interviews. When he does its rare and usually with a Spanish paper. So why would he do a Swedish exclusive? LFC fans need to use a little common sense (I know they don't have that in spades). If any of them had actually looked at the Swedish paper the interview was a rehash of articles after Torres left LFC. One picture was even taken from the CFC magazine.

I hope Torres scores in front of the Kop next year and kisses the Chelsea badge. That would cause the Kop and RAWK to have a meltdown.

[dodojojo 510]

Torres is notorious for NOT doing print media interviews. When he does its rare and usually with a Spanish paper. So why would he do a Swedish exclusive?

Torres speaks Swedish, it's really similar to Spanish. See how they both start with "S"? Just tell that to LFCers, they'll believe it.

[ZanSnake 1,211]

Torres speaks Swedish, it's really similar to Spanish. See how they both start with "S"? Just tell that to LFCers, they'll believe it.

He might also speak Scottish and Swalien

[Tortilla9 390]

As long as he doesn't speak Scouse.

[dodojojo 510]

As long as he doesn't speak Scouse.

I heard he beats his children if they do.

Think this will picked up as an "exclusive"? God, I wish I had a bridge to sell to scousers.

[Kieran. 6,317]

Liverpool fans are fucking morons. It's so sad.

[Madmax 9,219]

Liverpool fans are fucking morons. It's so sad.

I find it amusing.

[TomCFC 356]

Some tabloids are saying the "flop" will be dropped for Stoke, and AVB will start Drogba instead.

[ChelseaChick 430]

Heard hes injured, subbed after 15 mins. Yikes, hope its not serious.