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Just because there aren't enough anti-Grant threads imo, here's my contribution:


As the run-in approaches, let’s see where we are

because, for a club ‘going forward’ we ain’t moved very far.

Where once there was arrogance, self assured belief

Every win we get now brings only relief.

No strutting on touchlines now that Grant’s in the job,

If he did the ‘chin up’ he’d at least shut his gob.

Instead he looks clueless, stands scratching his head

Dribbling and drooling, like he’s just been spoon-fed.

No conviction, no passion, not a hint of a clue

As top manager’s go, Grant just will not do.

The team, once cohesive, almost joint at the hip

Have lost their momentum and seen their form dip

As if every game, the fight from them is draining -

And instead that fight’s saved for each other in training.

Still, at least we can see what Ten Cate’s here for

Even if it’s just putting JT on the floor.

But Grant’s appointment, I still can’t work out -

I can’t see him reffing the odd sparring bout.

So what is he doing to gee the lads up -

As we’re soundly beat in each domestic cup?

Constant change of formation/personnel

In his vain attempts to make it all gel

Clueless tactics, no heart and no soul

Like playing Pizarro when we need a goal.

Or Malouda when he’s just huffing and puffing

If its going tits up, Grant just stands and does nothing.

No half time team talks, no rallying cry

This whole ‘management’ thing just passes him by.

So where are we heading? And just what’s in store?

Before the Clueless One is shoved out the door?

Champions League maybe? Is that where we aspire?

Or maybe the title, we’ll take to the wire?

I guess that on paper, the draw might look kind

But then so did Barnsley, its worth bearing in mind.

Then if we get through, it’s the dippers or Arse

In terms of prediction, I think I’ll just pass.

So that leaves the league, how much chance have we got?

My guess is none unless Fergie loses the plot.

So this ‘taking us forward’, the Russian’s great scheme

Does it actually involve the team?

Or are we just a marketing tool

So the Russian can use us to conquer and rule?

Spouting ‘world domination’, well yeah, but of what?

because let’s face it, the football’s hardly crash hot,

So enough is enough, this farce needs to end

Get rid of the Grinch because there’s Bridge’s to mend.

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that was awesome actually, very well written and perfectly done and its all spot on too. Well the stuff about Grant and the club is anyway but i personally believe we will win something this season. The manager may be a waste of time but the players are determined to end the season on a high and i have faith that they will. honestly.

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