misschief 24 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Just because there aren't enough anti-Grant threads imo, here's my contribution: Enough As the run-in approaches, let’s see where we are because, for a club ‘going forward’ we ain’t moved very far. Where once there was arrogance, self assured belief Every win we get now brings only relief. No strutting on touchlines now that Grant’s in the job, If he did the ‘chin up’ he’d at least shut his gob. Instead he looks clueless, stands scratching his head Dribbling and drooling, like he’s just been spoon-fed. No conviction, no passion, not a hint of a clue As top manager’s go, Grant just will not do. The team, once cohesive, almost joint at the hip Have lost their momentum and seen their form dip As if every game, the fight from them is draining - And instead that fight’s saved for each other in training. Still, at least we can see what Ten Cate’s here for Even if it’s just putting JT on the floor. But Grant’s appointment, I still can’t work out - I can’t see him reffing the odd sparring bout. So what is he doing to gee the lads up - As we’re soundly beat in each domestic cup? Constant change of formation/personnel In his vain attempts to make it all gel Clueless tactics, no heart and no soul Like playing Pizarro when we need a goal. Or Malouda when he’s just huffing and puffing If its going tits up, Grant just stands and does nothing. No half time team talks, no rallying cry This whole ‘management’ thing just passes him by. So where are we heading? And just what’s in store? Before the Clueless One is shoved out the door? Champions League maybe? Is that where we aspire? Or maybe the title, we’ll take to the wire? I guess that on paper, the draw might look kind But then so did Barnsley, its worth bearing in mind. Then if we get through, it’s the dippers or Arse In terms of prediction, I think I’ll just pass. So that leaves the league, how much chance have we got? My guess is none unless Fergie loses the plot. So this ‘taking us forward’, the Russian’s great scheme Does it actually involve the team? Or are we just a marketing tool So the Russian can use us to conquer and rule? Spouting ‘world domination’, well yeah, but of what? because let’s face it, the football’s hardly crash hot, So enough is enough, this farce needs to end Get rid of the Grinch because there’s Bridge’s to mend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie 4,400 Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 that was awesome actually, very well written and perfectly done and its all spot on too. Well the stuff about Grant and the club is anyway but i personally believe we will win something this season. The manager may be a waste of time but the players are determined to end the season on a high and i have faith that they will. honestly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
changingman2000 35 Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 LOL, Priceless. She must have been bladdered when she thought that one up. No bird is that clever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbluewillie 1,930 Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 i'm agog misschief that is absolutely brilliant, it deserves a much wider audiance regards:JBD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misschief 24 Posted March 15, 2008 Author Share Posted March 15, 2008 LOL, Priceless. She must have been bladdered when she thought that one up. No bird is that clever Cheeky sod. That's the first one I've ever written drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeCFC 45 Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 very talented piece of work misschief.We applaud you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
changingman2000 35 Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Cheeky sod. That's the first one I've ever written drunk. See?, I knew she was plastered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueLion. 21,491 Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Poetic truth. Brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott 7 Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Quality misschief! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aesthetic Relic 301 Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Its been a while since you done one of these. You still havent lost your touch. :thumbsup: Your talent is wasted on here with us lot Really nice work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve 10,227 Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 really good work, it all makes so much sence and is all 100% correct Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueLion. 21,491 Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 Its been a while since you done one of these. You still havent lost your touch. :thumbsup: Your talent is wasted on here with us lot Really nice work. Long time no see mate. Welcome back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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