The unlikeliest thing to happen next season?

[Ollie 4,400]

Torres winning the golden boot.

Man City going into administration.

Terry to not get booed throughout the season.

Van Persie to sign a new contract at Arsenal.

AVB Sacked before April.

Alex Ferguson to not point at his watch.

[Liquidator 5,176]

Spurs win at Stamford Bridge

[diskoviolente 425]

The media not hating us.

Fergie not looking like a mental old man and talking like one to the media.

Arsenal not imploding at some point.

[edetarod 2,155]

chelsea playing sexy football...

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

torres scoring 15 goals

Torres haters admitting their wrong if he scores bags of goals

[capriccioso 2,545]

Torres haters admitting they're wrong if he scores bags of goals

1 goal is hardly a bag.

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

1 goal is hardly a bag.

I was talking about after the season ends

[Laylabelle 9,586]

Downing getting in top 10 scorers,,,

[zolayes 14,489]

A match thread with more positive comments than negatives

or A match thread with less than 1000 SHITS

[NiclasCFC 2,582]

Gerrard winning the League!

Have you ever seen Gerrard win the league,

Have you ever seen Gerrard win the league,

Have you ever seen Gerrard,

Have you ever seen Gerrard,

Have you ever seen Gerrard win the league

[LDN Blue 7,903]

LMAO "liverpool winning the league" . You legend.

[RhonddaBlue88 14]

Arsenal winning something!!!! haha never gona happen! with or without RVP

Andy carroll scoring more than 10 goals in all comps!

[Madmax 9,219]

RDM staying the season

[Fulham Broadway 17,487]

RDM staying the season

now that is unlikely

Professional footballers getting together and collectively saying, ''You know what , we are massively over paid for what we do, say in comparison to a nurse or paramedic, someone that actually contributes to society'' . ''We will therefore cap our wages at £500 per week. We are also generally quite thick, and think with our dicks when not playing''

[CRonaldo 55]

Arsenal to win something.

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

Livershit to avoid relegation...

[Wxgba 306]

torres scoring 15 goals

Put your money where your mouth is then...

If he scores 15 or more goals, you donate £10 to TalkChelsea. If he fails to do so, I'll donate £10 to the cause.