Andre Villas Boas arrested for assault BREAKING NEWS

[Tomo 21,733]

Chelsea players and staff were left stunned when manager Andre Villas Boas was arrested for assault in the Chelsea dressing room 15 minutes after the final whistle went against Manchester City at Stamford Bridge.

No one so far knows what is going on but it is believed numerous key figures in the media including chief football Mirror writer Martin Lipton accused him of slapping them in the face so hard they were all in tears.

[TacticalBlues 2,817]

Chelsea players and staff were left stunned when manager Andre Villas Boas was arrested for assault in the Chelsea dressing room 15 minutes after the final whistle went against Manchester City at Stamford Bridge.

No one so far knows what is going on but it is believed numerous key figures in the media including chief football Mirror writer Martin Lipton accused him of slapping them in the face so hard they were all in tears.

ahah joke. not a good one though lol with the reports of something occuring in the tunnel.

[Laylabelle 9,353]

He screwed up their planned headlines!

[LDN Blue 7,903]

LMAO. I can't wait for The Sun's reaction to what he said..

[francozola 2,040]

FUCK MAN I HATE JOKES LIKE THIS

LOL

[The Big Drog 1,110]

Has anyone got the full post match interview that they can post on here?

[Hd123 5]

These sort of thread names really screw with your head.

[Spike 12,049]

I got angry, then I realised it was a joke; smiled and got angry again.

[ABK1872 18]

Anyone else switch over to Sky Sports News before the thread had time to open

[termninja 5,290]

Has anyone got the full post match interview that they can post on here?

Here man, recorded it myself.

You can clearly see the assault on the first video

[bluephoenix 1,126]

FUCK MAN I HATE JOKES LIKE THIS

LOL

seriously

[termninja 5,290]

Also, Romeu was taken in as a suspect. Silva reported to the police that a scary looking skinhead was following him all around not letting him do anything

[Tomo 21,733]

Just thinking about this i could actually picture AVB walking down the tunnel at The Bridge with Lipton and co there and him just slapping them 1 by 1

[Hd123 5]

Also, Romeu was taken in as a suspect. Silva reported to the police that a scary looking skinhead was following him all around not letting him do anything

Vincent Kompany has been rushed to the hospital after Chelsea beat Manchester City at Stamford Bridge. It is not yet known what is wrong with Kompany, however the club officials can confirm that he is in a state of shock. "When a football is in sight, he loses balance and goes to the floor" the spokesperson explained. "He then proceeds to repeat the words "One Mater" over and over as if trying to recall the incident that caused the trauma".

[francozola 2,040]

Vincent Kompany has been rushed to the hospital after Chelsea beat Manchester City at Stamford Bridge. It is not yet known what is wrong with Kompany, however the club officials can confirm that he is in a state of shock. "When a football is in sight, he loses balance and goes to the floor" the spokesperson explained. "He then proceeds to repeat the words "One Mater" over and over as if trying to recall the incident that caused the trauma".

I was watching that nutmeg over and over again last night after the game and the best part of it was Kompany almost falling on his ass while trying to turn around

[Billy. 2,742]

Anyone else switch over to Sky Sports News before the thread had time to open

and bbc sport lol