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Yo, Jan Vertonghen in disguise, please do us all a favour and get the fuck out of here and never come back. Quarter-finals in Champions League is the biggest achievement in your club's miserable history and it will stay like that. The funny thing is that you are proud of getting a draw against Barcelona. Can't blame you, this must be one of the greatest result in Paris' history haha. But guess what? Chelsea actually did beat that team and won the trophy you are all dreaming about. And Guardiola was the coach at that time, not his fucking assistant coach. Now get out of here and enjoy your last weeks in Champions League. After that you can go back to that second-hand league of yours and watch "the Almighty Paris" winning against Evian and Ajaccio haha.

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Boring Chelsea they said. Boooooooooooo! Is there any other full-back in this world better than Brane in the air? WHAT.A.BEAST! DAT PRESSING! Matic - Luiz is such a beautiful partnership I'd give Hazard some rest and bring Salah for a full 2nd half.

I'm not the one that gets too excited before a big game, but man I feel so positive before this one. I can't see Arsenal winning at Stamford Bridge and the only thing Chelsea needs to do is find a way to unlock that Mertesacker - Koscielny partnership. Other than that they are pretty much average - Giroud is shit and we can't be afraid of a Arteta - Flamini midfield pair. No disrespect to any football fan, but looking at how things stand, Chelsea is favourite to win this one and any other result than a Chelsea win is a big surprise. Home game, better coach, better players, almost a fully fit squad, bar Willian (thank God that Ramires is suspended for this one!), rock solid defence, Jose's record(s), Arsenal's missings etc. Everything points to a Chelsea win and a clean sheet for Cech should come with it. -------------- Eto'o -------------- - Hazard -- Lamps -- Oscar - -------- Matic ----- Luiz -------- - Azpi - JT - Cahill - Ivanovic - -------------- Cech --------------

Great draw! No more Sochaux, Ajaccio, Evian, Anderlecht and Olympiakos for this "Almighty Paris" everyone is talking about. I'm kind of tired about all this Paris hype and this leg will show them they are no Champions League material. They've already benefited of Platini's influence to draw easy opponents to get here, but that's it, end of the line. Quarter-finals is all they can get. Eto'o the parisian and Hazard to score in France!

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Quarter-finals then... It's all about money from now on, TV rights etc. etc. and Platini trying to get Paris into the Final. I stand by what I said - I don't think UEFA will go for a Chelsea/Mourinho - Madrid or Mourinho - Guardiola yet. United/Borussia/Atleti would be a good draw, but my prediction is: United - Paris Madrid - Dortmund Bayer de Munich - Atleti Chelsea - Barcelona

Wow, this escalated quickly. Calm down folks, this ain't Chelsea 12' at all. They beat a bunch of second hand south americans and spaniards, not fucking Cavani and Hamzik. Fair play to United, but they are still shit. IMO, the game was pretty balanced and Olympiakos was in the mood for some gifts. The 1st and 2nd goals were the signature of a poor and unexperienced side. And those chances they've had. Oh my... Any other team would have scored at least two or three goals. I'd be over the moon if Chelsea will face United in the next round. C'mon UEFA, bring on the Mighty Red Devils!

Olympiakos already with two regulars suspended if they go through. Lewandowski picked up a yellow card and he'll miss the next match too. United/Olympiakos or Borussia won't be a bad draw tbh.

Avoid Madrid and Bayern de Munich and we might be in for another great Champions League campaign. I stand by what I said earlier - both Chelsea and Mourinho are massive names and I don't think UEFA is stupid enough to go for a Chelsea/Mourinho - Madrid or a Mourinho - Guardiola in the Quarter-finals. Just like they won't go for a Madrid - Barsa. These are games destined for Semi-finals (TV, big money involved, you know, stuff like this) or the Final so my guess is Chelsea will get one of Atletico de Madrid, Paris, Borussia or Barcelona maybe. Hope for United (Oly) though.

EL TANQUE CESAR!

Open doors training session that was. Leicester would eat these turkish lions for breakfast. Azpi and Hazard were faultless. Eto'o should get a one-year extension and I feel sorry for Andre, he should have been on the scoresheet. Ramires and Torres.... nevermind. Turkish lions are dead! Bring on the Mighty Red Devils!!!!

Calm down guys, you know you will be getting this sort of news when a player is represented by Mino Raiola...

Well how do you call it there? The Mecca of all the football leagues? It's fucking Mickey Mouse league dude, the retirement league, funny defences, coruption all around, fixed games and everything. You can't even score more than one goal away to Mickey Mouse teams like Eskisersport, Beldiesport and Kaisersport and do you expect to score two at the Bridge? Now get the fuck out of here and ejoy your last hours in Champions League, we're tired of trolls like you. We've seen what you are capable of and you should thank Chelsea you are still in this leg.

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Galatasaray's main problem this season is away games. If they can't win against those teams in that Mickey Mouse league then Stamford Bridge will be too much for them. I expect at least two or three goals from Chelsea.

They are some years behind Champions League football and that Mickey Mouse defence won't stand a chance against Madrid, Bayern and Barcelona. And bare in mind they will be in the 3rd or 4th Pot so they'll have to face at least two big teams. These Champions League nights they all dream about might turn into horror nights unless they invest massively in the summer.

"We should have had Mourinho"

Imagine this with Liverpool 4th hahah They are already thinking of who should they get in the group stage and boom! Rooney scores the winner against Madrid in May haha

Judging by the looks of things, I'd say this team has more chances of reaching the UCL Final than winning the EPL title this season. It's all about a good/lucky draw and some strong pairs in the other fixtures. I'm sure Galatasaray won't be a problem at Stamford Bridge and here we go. Quarter-finals. Possible opponents - Barcelona, Atletico de Madrid, Paris, Bayern de Munich, Borussia, Madrid and United/Olympiakos. United/Olympiakos, Atletico de Madrid and Borussia are teams that Chelsea should not be afraid of. I can add Paris to this list. I, for one, I'm not afraid of them. I agree they have some great players in their squad, but let's be honest, they are playing in a poor league and they've had some second hand opponents so far in this UCL campaign. Barcelona, Bayern de Munich and Madrid are to be avoided, even though Barcelona is nowhere near the level of that team Chelsea met in 2012. Then there's the Semi-final. But once again, it's all about a good draw because, hypothetically speaking, you can have a nice draw and get Borussia in the Quarter-finals and then the winner of Olympiakos - Atletico Madrid in the Semi-final. 1% chances for this to happen, but I was just saying, you know... Then the Final where everything can happen. Plus think about the Chelsea and Mourinho factor. UEFA want the best teams and the best coaches in the Semi-finals. It's not about football anymore, it's more than that, marketing, TV etc. I'm pretty sure they won't pair Chelsea against Guardiola or Madrid in the Quarter-finals. Still, they might go for a Madrid derby just to exclude the possibility of having three Spanish teams in the Semi-finals. I'm not saying this road will be easier, but as it stands, I won't rule out Champions League yet.

This "Foy is a cunt" thing is for pussies. I'd add Arsenal and Liverpool fans here too. OK, he did everything in his power to stop us from getting the three points here but move on. We were shit too and that's not a secret anymore. We're on a streak of poor games. Oscar was a mess (again!), Ramires was a mess (again!), Torres was Torres (again!) The only positive in this game is Ramires' sending off and I hope he gets a long ban (eight games would be perfect). I was never a fan of him and if Chelsea wants to have a shot at winning the title then this guy should stay away from the 1st team. Still, I think we're a striker and a world class midfielder away from winning the title. Defence was rock solid again, Matic is such a beast and some players need to wake up before it's too late. And Jose should end this striker rotation shit. Eto'o is by far our best striker, but everytime he scores, the next game he's either benched or in the stands. Fair play to Delph, what a great goal. Onwards and upwards!

You can't wish the best for them either

What a shame, not a single goal against a Garcia - Demichelis pair, I think I can name at least five Championship sides that would have scored today... Offisde, and offside, and offside all over again, was expecting more of that Long - Jelavic partnership, but they are both utter shite it seems.

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