Special Juan

Not us. Just keep being told he needs bedding in slowly and he's getting the minutes his age reflects. It's all absolute bullshit.

Lit bit of history for you Mr Sarri.....Ray Wilkins captained this club at 18, outstanding player. I'm fucking sick to death of Sarri talking this generic crap everytime he's asked about CHO.

Monstrous performance from him last night, he was a warrior. I love players like him who never leave anything behind on the field.

PSG with one of the worst performances I have seen in years on their home turf. They looked scared, they looked far too guarded after the 2-0 first leg win. Fuck off football

Sarri has confirmed no new injury worries.

Got a lot of players out United.

Couldn't lace Oblak's boots.

I'm sorry but I wouldn't want him anywhere near this club again. Second time around was bad enough, and the last thing we need right now is more shite and mud slinging. Hes' lost his identity now, he's been surpassed and found out by teams and coaches.

I really never looked at him thinking he was a top notch goalkeeper. He's regressed if anything. He's just a typical gobshite who wanted the best toy in the shop, got his way, now it's broken and he looks fucking stupid. My friend who lives Alicante is a massive Madrid fan and he despises Tibo, told me weeks ago Navas is a better keeper and the Madrid faithful do not want TC starting games.

I can't fault him one bit. He's scored goals, yes he hasn't scored loads but he has chipped in and actually adapted really well. I think if he continues he will be crucial for us in the run in.

To be honest Ajax were very unlucky to lose in the first leg, not only that but Real's form has been nothing short of shambolic. The team talk for Ajax must of been simple...Go and enjoy it, score and the crowd will be after them. Fucking great they are out.

Courtois

It's very unlikely but please could we see a very Spursy thing happen tonight in Dortmund

With us at the moment I am just grateful for small mercies, we still aren't playing well and it takes a saga like the Kepa gate to sort of unify the players. Sarri really needs now to start getting RLC starts, he's had cameo roles and looked brilliant, yet we are still persisting with an average Barkley and Kovacic who is just meh, really.

Hope he keeps flying and scoring, it may keep him away from ever coming back here.

And Sigurdsson is having a poor season too.

Our goals today

The difference between Salah of last season and now is he's more indecisive and over plays too many situations. Still brilliant but does too much on the ball.

I mute them all most of the time.

Fuck off Mourinho nobody cares what you think you out dated twat.

Kepa was immense today, what a way to bounce back, brilliant display. Big 3 points that.

We are going to rue these good chances, Fulham will punish us if we do not get a third soon.

Barkley is such a safe comfort zone player, does my head in watching him.

Higuain's movement is exactly what a top striker gives you, he isn't lazy and he gets these chances and takes them because he's done it for years. We can win this by how ever many we want now, Fulham are terrible.